Man sharks are not scary at a-
SWEET JESUS
LOOK AT THIS ELDRITCH HORROR
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Tier: SCARY AF TIER
Name: Goblin Shark, DEATH INCARNATE
Origin: THE T-E-N-T-H CIRCLE OF HELL
Gender: THE SOULS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN
Age: Its young. WHICH IT ACHIEVES BY FEASTING UPON HELPLESS CRITTERS AND STEALING THEIR LIFE ENERGY
Classification: FUCKING T-E-R-R-I-F-Y-I-N-G
Powers and Abilities: BEING EXTREMELY FUCKING SCARY, SCARRING YOU FOR LIFE, GIVING YOU NIGHTMARES, MENTALLY BREAKING YOU, ELDRITCH POWERS MANKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW
Attack Potency: IT KILLS FUCKING EVERYTHING NOTHING CAN STOP ITS OMNICIDE CRUSADE MILLIONS ARE DEAD GOD IS FUCKING DEAD AND THIS THING KILLED HIM
Speed: NO MATTER HOW GODDAMN FAST YOU RUN YOU CAN NEVER FUCKING ESCAPE
Lifting Strength: IT LIFTS OMEGA-OMEGA-OMEGA OMNISPHERES WORTH OF PURE GODDAMN FEAR IT HARVESTS FROM YOUNG CHILDREN
Striking Strength: IT STRUCK DOWN ALL OUR DEFENSES ALL OUR HEROES ARE DEAD IT CAN'T BE STOPPED WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
Durability: WHY ASK?! DO YOU WANT TO ATTACK IT?!!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!!??!?!?!!?!? RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS THING
Stamina: IT NEVER TIRES NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU RUN IT WILL CATCH YOU AND IT WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER
Range: ITS SCARY-NESS EXTENDS TO THE DEEPEST DARKEST EDGES OF THE DEEPEST DARKEST EDGES OF AZATHOTH'S FUCKING NIGHTMARES
Intelligence: IT KNOWS WHAT SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING KNOWN
Weaknesses: Its eyes are actually really silly and kinda cute and when you notice it ruins the scary-ness to an extent BUT YOU WON'T NOTICE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY FUCKING SCREAMING
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Notable Victories:
Your underwear
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