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Common sources of Gluten
| “ | Khahrahk stood in the middle of the aisle, comparing the two jars of peanut butter. Skippy's Delightful Peanut Butter had zero trans-fat and was cheaper, but Chipper Smooth's Peanut Butter Deluxe was gluten free. Was that important? It seemed like everyone these days was worried about watching their gluten. | „ |
| ~ Dust and Shopper's Rewards |
Summary[]
Gluten is a structural protein naturally found in certain cereal grains. The term gluten usually refers to the elastic network of a wheat grain's proteins, gliadin and glutenin primarily, that forms readily with the addition of water and often kneading in the case of bread dough. The types of grains that contain gluten include all species of wheat (common wheat, durum, spelt, khorasan, emmer and einkorn), and barley, rye, and some cultivars of oat; moreover, cross hybrids of any of these cereal grains also contain gluten, e.g. triticale. Gluten makes up 75–85% of the total protein in bread wheat.
I swear I didn't steal that description from Wikipedia.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: High 1-A
Name: Gluten, C24H27N5O9
Origin: SCP Foundation
Gender: Inapplicable
Age: Unknown
Classification: Hyperreal Anomalous Entity
Powers and Abilities: Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 3), Plot Manipulation, Reality Warping (Is a hyperreal entity, existing as far realer than the Foundation's narrative and can manipulate reality and the narrative on unprecedented scales[1]), Empathic Manipulation (Causes some people to avoid all foods containing it even if they don't have Celiac disease, causes another group of people to get really uppity about this, and forget that people sometimes have Celiac Disease)
Attack Potency: High Outerverse level (Noted to exist on a superior level of hyperreality to SCP-3125, SCP-3999, SCP-3812 and possibly SCP-001 (S Andrew Swann's Proposal), Gluten was noted to be able to threaten The Scarlet King, with him seriously considering getting a gluten-free alternative[2].)
Speed: Immeasurable (Should be comparable to SCP-3125)
Lifting Strength: Unknown (So one one hand, yeah, gluten is on the level of these high-tiers, but also, how could gluten lift anything?)
Striking Strength: Unknown (See above.)
Durability: High Outerverse level (Exists on a superior plane of reality to SCP-3125)
Stamina: None.
Range: High Outerversal
Standard Equipment: None notable.
Intelligence: Mindless.
Weaknesses: Most restaurants offer gluten-free alternatives.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
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