"Throw him to the Godmodes and he'll come back with a shish kebab of their heads" - Unknown, about Glorb Glab
| “ | "(Character) solos fiction" mfs when Glorb Glab (a fictional character I just made up) walks in: (His hax is to win any fight he is in, no matter what.) | „ |
| ~ u/Psych_Ward_8 |
Summary[]
Glorb Glab is a recurring character in r/whowouldcirclejerk, known for his abiility to win no matter what. He takes the form of Takeshi Hongo.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Low Batversal+ | Whatever tier is needed to beat his opponent
Key: Base | In a Fight
Name: Glorb Glab
Origin: r/whowouldcirclejerk
Gender: Male | Whatever gender is needed to beat his opponent.
Age: Unknown | Whatever age is needed to beat his opponent.
Classification: Shapeshifter | Whatever classification is needed to beat his opponent.
Powers and Abilities: Fate Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Godmode Disabling, Causality Manipulation and Plot Manipulation (Always wins, no matter what), Time Manipulation (Can go backwards in time.), Fusionism (Can fuse with Batgos to become Glorb Gos), Creation, Duplication (Able to make copies of himself.), Body Control (Can shapeshift), Energy Manipulation (Can use energy beams), Avatar Creation (Is able to make avatars.), Power Bestowal (Gave his auto-win power to SCP-28737.) | As much abilities as are needed to beat his opponent
Attack Potency: As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Speed: Immeasurable (Transcends the concept of speed) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Lifting Strength: Irrelevant (Transcends the concept of strength) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Striking Strength: True Infinity/Absolute Infinity (Transcends the concept of strength) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Durability: Immeasurable (Transcends the concept of durability) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Stamina: Infinite (Doesn't get tired whilst using his immeasurable speed) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Range: Unknown, at least Several Meters, Range ultimately Irrelevant due to speed | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Standard Equipment: Gun (A standard gun) | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Intelligence: at least Above Average, likely far higher | As much as is needed to beat his opponent.
Weaknesses: The Nuh-Uh Force, Loses to Battoversal characters such as Batgos, who somehow surpass his powers
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- None Notable
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Characters that can "solo fiction"
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: