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Summary[]

T E A P O T

Note: This is all still just an avatar. The real one wasn't shown because your eyes would pop out and start running around and start eating your toilet paper.

Teapot

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-C | 5-B | High 3-A | Low 1-C | Absolute Cosmic Being Tier

Name: It has many names. Humans call it "The Teapot", Teapots call it "The Great One", Old Ones call it "The One who mustn't be named", but names have no meaning to it, because it is far beyond the concept of names!

Origin: Teapotverse

Gender: Teapot

Age: Ageless

Classification: Teapot | Deity Supreme

Powers and Abilities: Water Heating | Boiling Manipulation | Tea Creation | Size Manipulation | Conceptual Existence | Abstract Existence | Omnipotence | Omniscience | Omnipresence | Omniteaness | Space Manipulation | Time Manipulation | Tea Galaxy Creation | Tea Universe Creation | Tea Multiverse Creation | Tea Omniverse Creation | Absolute Tea Creation | Deity Creation | Regeneration (Type 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc.)

Attack Potency: Absolutely None (as an avatar) | Planet Level (as an avatar) | High Universe Level (as a tiny bit stronger avatar) | Low Complex Multiverse Level (it's the concept of teapots) | Absolute Level (Absolute god of all realities in the Teapotverse)

Speed: None | FTL | immeasurable | Omnipresent | Absolute

Lifting Strength: None | Class Y | Universal | Low Complex Multiversal | Absolute

Striking Strength: None | Planet Class | Universe Class | Low Complex Multiverse Class | Absolute

Durability: About as durable as a glass window | Planet Level | Universe Level | Low Complex Multiverse Level | Absolute

Stamina: None | Infinite

Range: None | Planet Level | Universe Level | Low Complex Multiverse Level | Everywhere

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: None | Omniscient | Absolute

Weaknesses: Listed Here

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Everything

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Itself

All teapots in the world

Teapotverse

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: