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Summary[]

Gerald Philip Smith is a man. He lives in Berkeley, California with his wife and son, and works as a cashier at Walmart for $10 per hour.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-B, higher with self-defense taser

Name: Gerald Philip Smith

Origin: The Real World

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Electricity Manipulation with self-defense taser

Attack Potency: Human level, higher with self-defense taser

Speed: Athletic Human (Came third place in a footrace with 10 participants)

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human (Can lift his washing machine)

Striking Strength: Human Class

Durability: Human level

Stamina: High (Finished a marathon without slowing down to walk)

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: Pink self-defense keychain taser

Intelligence: Above Average. Got mostly As and a couple of Bs in school. Can solve complicated jigsaw puzzles in an hour.

Weaknesses: None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Punch: Gerald punches his opponent.
  • Dick Kick: Gerald kicks his opponent in the dick. If they don't have a dick, he kicks them in the stomach.
  • Self-Defense Taser: Gerald tases his opponent with his pink self-defense keychain taser, usually aiming for the neck or chest.

Others[]

Notable Victories: Azathoth (Cthulhu Mythos) Azathoth's profile

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: