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Did you know, that all Geese hate you on a personal level?
An image of one of Nature's Immortal Mafia.
An image of one of Nature's Immortal Mafia.

Summary[]

Geese are a race of birds subsequently formed from a pact made trillions of years ago between the ancient Canadian wizard Accereak and the lord of the Nine Hells Asmodeus that was to purge all evil from the Canadians. The pact was successful, with only one Canadian once per hundred years being able to perform any evil act, however, Accereak was deceived and was given two terms, the first being that he would turn into a truly evil being himself, and the second was that all of the concentrated evil that was discarded from the nation would form into what is now known as Geese.

In modern times, the Geese are known to have a reputation as territorial and terrible killers that can hold concentrated areas of up seven hundred in numbers thanks to their breeding tactics, outnumbering other predators and berating the local humans. Several variations of Geese exist including ancient warlock geese that were the fabled Tyrannosaurus Rex, with rumors speculating this variation still exists in the depths as the true leaders.

With their rapidly increasing numbers, it is theorized that if they are not stopped, humans will enter into a slave-like existence, where they'll "work not to bring home the bread, but to bring them the bread".

Power and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-B, possibly 7-B | At least High 7-A

Name: Geese/Goose

Origin: The Amazing Truth (Verse)

Gender: Varies

Age: Varies (Geese can live for hundreds of years...)

Classification: Waterfowl, Birds, Fiends, Concentrated evil

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Natural Weaponry (Claws and teeth), Longevity (Are stated to be Nigh-Immortal, and have been around for trillions of years), Reactive Evolution (Evolved teeth through sheer force of will), Abstract Existence (Type 1, are formed purely out of evil), Inorganic Physiology, Metal Manipulation and Poison Manipulation (Occasionally through a genetic concentration of hatred, Geese can lay a golden egg that is covered with an alkaloid-based neuro toxin. Geese that hatch from these eggs share this trait, with their feathers now covered with a golden batrachotoxin), Social Influencing (Many young geese, or Ryan Goslings, become stars in romantic comedies or action films.) || Same as before, plus Large Size (Type 0), Stealth Mastery, Enhanced Senses (Hearing, eyesight and smell), Vibration Manipulation (Can emit low-frequency infrasound rumbles that can be heard and felt from miles away), Underwater Breathing (Type 2), Magic, and Power Absorption (Said to have collected and fused together the powers of its rivals and servants)

Attack Potency: At least Wall Level (Seen as and are a threat to local humans that share its territory), possibly City Level (Comparable physically to Cats and Rabbits.) || At least Large Mountain Level (Should be far more powerful than Polar Bears)

Speed: At least Peak Human (Shown to be capable of easily catching up to humans) || At least Normal Human (Scaling from the Tyrannosaurus Rex), likely Peak Human

Lifting Strength: Regular Human | At least Class 10 (Scaling from the Tyrannosaurus Rex)

Striking Strength: At least Wall Class, possibly City Class || At least Large Mountain Class

Durability: At least Wall Level, possibly City Level | At least Large Mountain Level

Stamina: At least Average, normal geese will walk in military formations daily that is always tirelessly on the lookout for anything that passes its path.

Range: Standard melee range | At least standard melee range

Intelligence: Above Average (Geese can form complex hierarchal structures similar to that of wolves or the American mafia. They can also appropriately deal with other predators with their techniques and many young geese can become professional actors. Individual Geese leaders likely have higher intelligence, since they can perform magic spells.)

Weaknesses: None notable

Key: Base | Goose Warlocks

Gallery[]

Geese

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