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When I was a lad, I didn't understand what Frollo was singing. Now that I'm grown, I'm like: "BWAAAA!! Frollo is a perv!"
~ Gaston to his friends, before kicking Frollo in the balls.
Gaston

Summary[]

Gaston LeGume is a famous Disney villain appearing in Beauty and the Beast. He is the deuteragonist of The Frollo Show, where he and his best friend Frollo get into misadventures and other kinds of mischief.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least Low 6-B

Name: Gaston

Origin: The Frollo Show

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, presumably early 30s...

Classification: Human, Hunter, Chad.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, 4th Wall Awareness (Can go on know your meme, talk to the audience, and fiddle with the game cartridge that controls their universe), Broadway Force, Skilled Hand To Hand Combatant, Weapon Mastery, FlightSound Manipulation (Can scream loud enough to create shockwaves), Telepathy (Can telepathically commune with Frollo), Minor Toon Force, Dimensional Storage (Can pull objects he needs out of thin air), Energy Projection (Can use the hyper beam), Body Control/Elasticity (Can open his mouth inhumanly wide, can stretch and enlarge his penis hundreds of miles at will.), Power Mimicry (Copied Sonic's spin dash, Bison's "Yes!", and the hyper beam from Pokemon. His Middle Eastern Cousin could transform into a giant snake after seeing Jafar do it.), Can spit nearly anything from his mouth with deadly forceExplosion Manipulation (With grenades), Psuedo- Duplication and Durability Negation (With Censored attack), Resistance to Sealing (Escaped a Pokeball), Age Manipulation (Swam in the river Styx without dying.), and Fire Manipulation...

Attack Potency: At least Small Country level (Can punch with the force of 1300 Gigatons, fought with Frollo)

Speed: Relativistic (Emulated Sonic's spin dash, and fought with Frollo around the world)

Lifting Strength: Class G (Equal to Frollo, who effortlessly batted away the entire population of the Mexican Republic.)

Striking Strength: At least Small Country Class

Durability: At least Small Country level (Can trade blows Frollo)

Stamina: Very high

Range: Melee Range physically, Hundreds of kilometer with weapons/abilities.

Standard Equipment: Blunderbuss, egg blaster, bow and arrows, magic 8-ball, grenades, M&Ms

Intelligence: Skilled in combat, otherwise Very Average. Presumably almost as smart as Disney Gaston...

Weaknesses: His durability negating attack only works on women, he's a self-admitted bad driver, and he is not immune to Zombie bites.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Body Slam: Self-explanatory.
  • Sonic Scream: Screams "Yes!" loud enough to cause a shockwave.
  • Censored Attack: Gaston unleashes his enormous sausage, which attacks the nearest being with two X chromosomes, knocking them up. Not too long after, a near-perfect clone of Gaston will explode out of the victim's stomach Xenomorph style.
  • Giga Drill BROker: Gaston's most powerful technique, performed with Frollo, Guile, and Bison. Strong enough to rip a hole in time and one-shot Quintus Lentulus Batiatus.

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