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Summary[]

Nobody has as good a profile as Gaston!

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Low 2-C

Name: gAs-tOn

Origin: YouTube

Gender: MANLY MAN

Age: 27

Classification: Hunter, Egg-enthusiast, Barge

Powers and abilities: Egg Manipulation, Egg Generation, Muscle Manipulation, Sound Manipulation, Reality Warping, Universe Erasure, Barge Embodiment, Extreme Polyglotism, Beautiful Voice, Description Manipulation, Trumpet Manipulation, Time Manipulation, MAUI! Embodiment, THICC Manipulation

Attack Potency: Universe+ Level (Nearly destroyed the Universe by casually flexing his neck muscles, causing widespread quantum quakes that shook all of reality, and then finished the job by having a bunch of peasants drop him from his chair)

Speed: Omnipresent (Can easily encompass his entire universe if he wanted to)

Lifting Strength: Class "As you can see, I'VE GOT BICEPS TO SPARE!"

Striking Strength: Universal+ Class (Destroyed his universe)

Durability: Universe+ Level (Can survive his own universe-destroying muscle twitches)

Stamina: Several tens of hours of watchtime

Range: Internet range

Standard equipment: His eggs, his boots

Intelligence: Very smart indeed


Gallery of his supreme feats[]

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Gaston, But Every Gaston Makes Gaston THICCER

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"Gaston" but every time someone gets injured it's emphasized and shows gaston eating 4 dozen eggs

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Gaston but no one does things like a barge

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No One Checks The Description Like Gaston

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Gaston but every Gaston Changes the Language

Others[]

Notable victories:

OOOOlsa (Is nowhere near as spicy as him)

Notable losses:

Inconclusive matches:

HowToBasic (It is unknown how their egg manipulation would scale to one-another)