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Fuckonami by marksmxtv-d95m9s7

Summary[]

Fuckonami is the worst gaming company in existence, they make EA look like saints, thinks mobile games is the future and never respect their creative developers, Kojima especially.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Below Yamcha at half of his power

Name: Worst company to ever exist

Origin: Kojima's metal gear

Gender: None

Age: Don't know but their dead now... to me...

Classification: Company that fucked up big time

Powers and Abilities: Failing at not fucking up, Thinking mobile games and Pachinko is the future, Deleting all the fan made works and games, Turning all the beloved franchises into shitty Packinko's

Attack Potency: Ban you from the game awards+

Speed: Below stationary

Lifting Strength: Below air 

Striking Strength: Striking your wallets for horse armor

Durability: Spineless

Stamina: Most of them are probably fat ageing men in their late 60's

Range: Rush out a game before it's finished

Standard Equipment: Money, arcade machines, Pachinko machines, Metal Gear 6 on IOS/Android

Intelligence: Fucking idiot

Weaknesses: Jim Sterling, people with half a brain, and Kojima

Others[]

Notable Victories:

No it won't be the winner

Notable Losses:

Everyone's respect

Jim Sterling

Metal Gear

Castlevania

Silent Hill

Kojima

The gaming verse

EA

Yamcha (Weakling)

Justin Bieber

Luigi (ScrewAttack)

Yu-Gi-Oh!