Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least High 1-B | 1-A
Name: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), his noodleyness
Origin: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism
Gender: None (his noodleyness is beyond gender classifications)
Age: Unknown
Classification: Deity, complex carbohydrate based entity
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Light Manipulation, Creation, Water Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Plant Manipulation, Energy Manipulation, Quantum Manipulation, Reality Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Invisibility, the FSM is the source of "gravity", Immortality (Type 1, 4 & 8, As long as there's believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster and it's concept then it will continue to remain), Biology Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Omniscience, Empathic Manipulation (Can turn people gay, mainly priests), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation (All the Dimensions and "Strings" in String Theory are a manifestation of his noodleyness), Soul Manipulation, Absorption (Can absorb beings and Gay Porn into itself), Time Manipulation, Invulnerability, Metaphysics Manipulation (Created Metaphysics)
Attack Potency: At least High Hyperverse level (According to Quantum Murhydynamics the universe runs on Quantum Entanglement and has Wave Functions which are allowed to form a Hilbert Space result of The Flying Spaghetti Monster who encompasses everything as it's strings is basis of all Higher Dimensions within The Universe according to Super-Noodle Quantum Theory) | Metaverse level (His true self transcends his manifestations which can form a Hilbert Space as a result of encompassing all Dimensional spaces and realities within itself, Is beyond all scientific definition and all mathematics alike existing as a incomprehensible spirit who's existence is the highest existence within the universe) | Outerversal (Created Metaphysics)
Speed: Omnipresent (Exists across all dimensions and all of existence itself as everything is merely a part of his being, All dimensions of String Theory are merely manifestations of him)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable | Irrelevant
Striking Strength: High Hyperverse level (Everything in existence including all dimensions and existence itself is merely a part of him as they are merely smaller manifestations of himself) | Metaverse level (Trascends all scientific definition and mathematics completely as it's existence can't be measured by linear terms limited beings like humans created) | Outerversal (Created Metaphysics)
Durability: High Hyperverse level (Is one with everything there is existence including all worlds and all spatial dimensions of String Theory) | Metaverse level (Transcends it's manifestations which can form a Hilbert Space and encompasses all Spatial dimensions within the universe) | Outerversal (Created Metaphysics)
Stamina: Superhuman, but does get affected by alcohol | Limitless (Stamina is a concept FSM transcends)
Range: High Hyperversal (Everything is merely part of him as he's described to be the one in all God and everything we know is him) | Metaversal+ | Outerversal (Created Metaphysics)
Standard Equipment: None
Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Influenced and guided humanity through all of history, responisble for every invention humanity ever made)
Weaknesses: Rarely takes action, probably an alcoholic | Nothing Notable
Key: Noodle Body | Holy Spirit/True Self
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