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Summary[]

The most powerful human being on the planet, Florida Man is only hampered by his complete and total disregard for normal human behavior.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C | 9-B

Name: Florida Man

Origin: Real World

Gender: Male

Age: Varies

Classification: Hero

Powers and Abilities: Mastery of Hand-to-Hand Combat, Weapon Mastery, Stealth Mastery (Florida man uses James Bond-like gadget to dodge toll cameras), Animal Manipulation (Is a master at using animals as weapons such as dogs and fish. Taught his dog to through bricks at people), Immortality (Type 4. Has died multiple occasion but somehow continues to appear in headlines), Berserk Mode (Many stories involve him going into a rage state and attacking someone or something), Duplication (Many stories involve 2 or 3 Florida mans at a time), Resistance to Poison Manipulation (Has survived both Rattlesnake and Spider Bits in the past.) and Electricity Manipulation (Survived getting hit by lighting on multiple occasions)

Attack Potency: Street level (Fought a 765 lb gator and won) | Wall Level (Can crack a coconut with his head. Can uproot entire Tree)

Speed: Athletic Human, Subsonic via rocket

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Easily catches 805 lb mako shark) | At least Class K (Can pick up locomotives)

Striking Strength: Street level | Wall Level

Durability: Street level | Wall Level (Got hit by a rail car causing it to derail and was only mildly dazed.)

Stamina: Nigh-Infinite (Can seemingly be always doing something stupid at all hour of the day every day)

Range: Hundreds of kilometers (Is seemingly all over Florida at all time)

Standard Equipment: Animals, Klingon Sword, and lots of guns

Intelligence: Below Average, possibly Braindead (Gets himself into increasingly stupid situations)

Weaknesses: Not the sharpest crayon in the toolbox

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Key: Proven | Legends

Others[]

Notable Victories:

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Inconclusive Matches: