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Waltuh...put your dick away, Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh.
~ Kid named Finger

Summary[]

The kid named Finger is a major character in Breaking Bad. He is the right-hand man of meth kingpin Gustavo Fring and the love interest of Walter White. As Walter finds himself at odds with Gus, he and Finger begin to develop feelings for each other, forming a messy relationship which ultimately costs them everything.

Powers and Abilities[]

Tier: 9-A, higher with equipment

Name: Finger

Gender: Male

Age: 60s

Classification: Kid

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery (Killed two cops in a gunfight), Stealth Mastery, Preparation, Immense Pain Tolerance (Hardly reacts to being shot. Continued to fight while getting beaten and stabbed by a gang. Took a brutal beating from an entire classroom of students), Martial Arts, Pressure Points

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Had sex with Walter White, who survived an explosion which shook a building[1]. Should be superior to Saul Goodman. Scales to Heisenbones), higher with equipment (His pimento sandwich was shown to be stronger than all of Sobchak's firearms[2])

Speed: Subsonic (Should be superior to Gus, who outran and kept up in a shootout with Lalo Salamanca[3], who can move this fast. Slapped Jesse[4], who could keep up with Tuco[5], who scales to Lalo. Comparable to Walter, who dodged a semitruck[6]), up to Supersonic+ with firearms, far higher with pimento sandwich (His pimento sandwich is superior to firearms[2])

Lifting Strength: Class 5 (Moved a parked car by having sex with Walter. Comparable to Walt, who threw the biggest pizza in Albuquerque onto the roof of his house[7] and has used magnets capable of picking up cars[8])

Striking Strength: Small Building level (Knocked Walter to the ground with a single punch)

Durability: Small Building level (Comparable to Walter, who survived his fulminated mercury, which totaled the top floor of a building, and his thermite, which could destroy weaponry unaffected by countless bombings, going off in his face[1][9])

Stamina: Superhuman (Took a beating from an entire class and was fine afterwards)

Range: Hundreds of meters

Standard Equipment: AK-47, Beretta 84F, Beretta 92FS Inox, Colt Woodsman, Heckler & Koch Mark 23, M40A1 rifle, SIG Sauer P225, Smith & Wesson Model 629 Performance Center, Taurus Model 605, Taurus Model 85, pimento sandwich

Intelligence: Genius (Thanks to his experience as a beat cop and Vietnam War veteran, Finger is an incredibly skilled criminal. He has outsmarted thugs, police officers, and drug kingpins. On multiple occasions, he was able to match wits with Walter, whose research won a Nobel Prize. He also passed the Ohio State bar, and was stated by Howard to be the greatest legal mind he had ever known, making him more intelligent than Chuck McGill and Saul Goodman)

Weaknesses: None notable

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Discussions

Discussion threads involving Finger (Breaking Bad)
  1. 1.0 1.1 Breaking Bad S1E6: Crazy Handful of Nothin'
  2. 2.0 2.1 Better Call Saul S1E9: Pimento
  3. Better Call Saul S6E8: Point and Shoot
  4. Breaking Bad S2E13: ABQ
  5. Breaking Bad S2E2: Grilled
  6. Breaking Bad S3E9: Kafkaesque
  7. Breaking Bad S3E2: Caballo sin Nombre
  8. Breaking Bad S5E1: Live Free or Die
  9. Breaking Bad S1E7: A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal