| “ | Have you heard of the High Elves? | „ |
| ~ Emmett |
What is it, citizen?
Summary[]
Emmett LaFave is a seemingly living version of the regular Oblivion NPCs that appears in many different forms and always comes back no matter what.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 10-C, MEMETIC!! in Oblivion Guard Mode
Origin: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Name: Emmett LaFave
Classification: An Oblivion NPC that stumbled into the Real World.
Powers and Abilities: Reality Warping (Ate a poisoned fruit without it even going into his mouth and was harmed by attacks that didn’t even actually collide with him.), Weapon mastery (A master at using a sword, club, and bow), Physics Manipulation (Can perfectly replicate ragdoll physics), Resurrection (Always came back even after each time he died)
Attack Potency: At least Below Average Human level (Stated that he’s fought O O G Mudcrabs more fearsome than You!, but to an unknown degree), Memetic in Oblivion Guard Mode (Scaling to other Oblivion Guards)
Speed: At least Average Human level (Ran decently fast and is a pretty good swimmer), Omnipresent and purely Memetic in Oblivion Guard Mode
Lifting Strength: Below Average, Memetic in Oblivion Guard Mode
Striking Strength: Below Average Class, Memetic Class in Oblivion Guard Mode
Durability: Below Average Human level, Memetic in Oblivion Guard Mode
Stamina: Seemingly Limitless
Range: Extended melee range with his sword and other melee weapons, Memetic in Oblivion Guard Mode
Standard Equipment: A wooden sword, a regular sword, a shield, a small plastic bow, a plunger arrow, a regular bow, regular arrows, and a club.
Intelligence: Decent. Knew of the Daedra on the traveler’s pathway. Knows basic English. Omniscient Hivemind in Oblivion Guard Mode
Weaknesses: Can be hit with attacks that actually shouldn’t, Standard Oblivion Guard weaknesses in Oblivion Guard Mode.
Notable Attacks/Techniques[]
HAROOGIABLGABL: Emmett takes his sword - typically a broadsword - and quickly puts it to his left side, as he seems to be right-handed. An instant afterwards, he starts to spin at a fairly slow rate to go for a powerful spin attack. While he's doing this, he shouts, “HAROOGIABLGABL”. He has never shown fully performing this attack so it's unknown how much damage it could do.
Come on now! There’s no need to get violent!: Using his Speech: 100 skill, Emmett says that there’s no need to get violent, implying that he does not want to fight. However, this is simply an extremely clever ploy he uses to trick the enemy since right afterwards, he initiates combat.
Others[]
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