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A picture showing one of the World's heaviest angels...

Summary[]

When Jesus himself died in our universe, the phrase "It is finished." sent a dimensional flare into the void. It collided with an alternate reality where the Elephants replaced humans as the dominant lifeform, on a planet called Elysium. The flare opened a bridge between worlds, and the Elephants saw the suffering of all mankind. A number of the Nomads decided to cross over to our world and live as shining examples of altruism. Sadly, the journey took a toll on them, turns out Earth's gravity as much stronger than Elysium's... Forcing the Elephants to undergo massive amounts of muscle growth in order to travel without great pain. Sometime later, a second flare occurred, it breached the walls of existence and pulled a mighty cosmic demon... The Laviamoth, out of the void. The Elephants of that age donned their spacesuits, armed themselves with disintegration rays, and set out to save the Earth. The war was long but eventually came to an end when an Elephant named Jumbis impaled the Laviamoth with his 20-foot tusks.

The essence of the cosmic being tainted the Elephants and reformed their bodies, their ears grew long and wide, resembling the Laviamoth's wings. Elephants can flap their ears to summon the cold of the cosmos, which aids them in hotter locations. Above their mouth, an insect-like proboscis now rests, which we gave the name "trunks". These trunks are used to drink the nectar from giant desert flowers; and snap Lions in half for fun. The effects of the deceased Laviamoths were not all physical, and the Elephants minds were cursed with a chemical plague. An annual anomaly reforms the Male Elephant's brains, sending them into a flurry of rage and arousal. While in this state, they go into a juggernaut like rampage, destroying anything in sight, until they hear the song "Butterfly" by Smile DK. Elephants have a perfect video graphic memory that allows them to visit past experiences in 10 ADP at 60 fps. Did you know that Elephant tusks are not actually teeth? When an Elephant comes of age, they leave the plains and enter the ocean. This exile may last for over a year, but eventually, the Elephant resurfaces with two rib bones fused to their bodies. Scientists have yet to identify what creature they truly belong to, they are also known to gather what change they make from their part-time jobs and donate it to various charities. Female Elephants spend their time in groups, passing the day by following Bob Ross tutorials and meditating. Male choose lives of isolation, but sometimes come together to crack open what is known as a "cold one" with the boys. The Elephant's future seems secure in our world, and they will continue to live as they do until the end of time...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 4-B, Possibly Higher

Name: Elephants, Elephantidae, Angels

Origin: The Amazing Truth (Verse)

Gender: Varies

Age: Varies

Classification: Deadly Space Warriors, Heavy Angels, Altruistic Hard Workers.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Enhanced Senses (They can hear infrasonic up to 12,000 hz and can recognize voices from a kilometer away, they can identify over 30 different smells and sense water from 12 miles away), Photographic Memory, Magic (All Elephants are level 20 Mystics), Natural Weaponry (Their trunks and tusks), Non-Physical Interaction (Harmed the Laviamoth with physical attacks), Underwater Breathing (Type 2), Reactive Evolution (Evolved to grow resistant to Earth's much higher gravity), Limited Fusionism (Regularly fuse Whale rib bones into their bodies as a coming of age ritual), Berserk Mode (For Males, and only during mating season), Dimensional Travel (With the space tear, they can freely travel back and forth between our worlds), Cosmic Awareness and Clairvoyance (Scaling from Bears, since Elephants are also capable of meditating), Air and Cold Manipulation (Can summon the Cold of The Universe by flapping their ears), Spaceflight and Self Sustenance (Type 1, with Spacesuits), Energy Projection, Matter Manipulation, and Deconstruction (With Disintegration Cannons), Possibly Holy Manipulation (Are stated by the narrator to be angels), Resistance to Extreme Pain, Void Manipulation (Survived attacks from the Laviamoth), Gravity Manipulation, Heat Manipulation, and Cosmic Radiation

Attack Potency: Solar System Level, Possibly Higher (A group of them defeated The Laviamoth, who was born from a cosmic flare, and is composed of void energy. A similar flare created a giant, permanent tear in space-time.) Are able to ignore durability with the cold of the universe and disintegration cannons.

Speed: Peak Human (They can't technically "run", just walk fast, but they can still charge at speeds of 11 m/s), Massively FTL+ flight with Spacesuits.

Lifting Strength: Class 10 (Can flip over trucks and cars and push back other large animals and other elephants that are of comparable weight), possibly Higher

Striking Strength: Solar System Class, Possibly Higher (Jumbis impaled the Laviamoth on his tusks. Which near-instantly killed it.)

Durability: Solar System Level, Possibly Higher (Survived attacks from The Laviamoth)

StaminaSuperhuman (Their rampages can last for hours)

RangeStandard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with tusks (their tusks can grow over 20 feet long). Far Higher with cold of the universe and disintegration rays.

Standard Equipment: Their trunk and tusks, Spacesuits, Disintegration cannons, the Space Tear.

Intelligence: Genius (Their race is capable of building advanced space suits, using powerful space magic, and have disintegration cannons. They are capable of holding part-time jobs, using human technology, and have photographic memories. They are able to realize what they are and reflect on their being to an extent. They can understand human body language to a degree and can remember companions after years of separation. Able to recognize themselves in a mirror and watch YouTube videos of Bob Ross.) 

Weaknesses: Male Elephants can only calm down from their rages by listening to the song "Butterfly" by Smile DK. They are altruistic and gentle-hearted, and usually only fight when they have to...

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