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Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human. What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you, and I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating. Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off they'll be celebrating, 'cause I know the way to get 'em motivated. I make elevating music, you make elevator music
~ Eminem rapping at an incomprehensible pace

Summary[]

Marshall Bruce Mathers III, better known as Eminem (Often stylized as EMINƎM) or Slim Shady, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. He quickly rose to fame in 1999, after releasing his album titled the The Slim Shady LP, which received the Best Rap Album Grammy award.

Powers and Abilities[]

Tier: At least 9-B, likely 3-A, higher with rapping

Name: Marshall Bruce Mathers III (Real Name), EMINƎM (Alternative Spelling), Slim Shady (Alter-Ego)

Origin: The Real World

Gender: Male

Age: 27 (As of 1999), 52 (As of 2024)

Classification: Human, Superhuman, Rapper

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics ("You assumin' I'm a human, what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?"), Broadway Force, Weapon Mastery, Immortality (Types 1, 2 and 7; "Everybody wants the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got", "the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off", survived being "a talkin' head", "I'm the walkin' dead, "A zombie floatin'"), Verse Soloing Manipulation ("How many verses I gotta murder to prove that if you were half as nice your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?"), Multiple Personalities ("But in my head there's something, I can feel tugging and struggling, angels fight with devils", has a more violent personality called "Slim Shady"), Elasticity, Attack Reflection, and Adhesive Manipulation ("Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you"), Berserk Mode (Becomes much more aggressive, psychotic, violent, and mentally unstable as "Slim Shady"), Inorganic Physiology (Type 2, "They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot"), Fire Manipulation ("I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames"), Breath Attack ("Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames"), Rage Power ("Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance"), Gravity Manipulation ("Snap back to reality, op there goes gravity", "I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating"), Fusionism (""It's not hip-hop, it's pop" — 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it with rock, shock rap with Doc"), likely Large Size (Type 2, "I could swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla"), Resistance to Fire Manipulation (Can "walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames" without killing or seriously harming himself, "like a liar's pants, I'm on fire"), Omnipotence ("So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin you rodent, I'm omnipotent")

Attack Potency: At least Wall level ("I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table over the back of a couple of f****ts and crack it in half", which would require this much energy), likely Universe level ("I could swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla", who is comparable to characters who are capable of destroying entire universal space-time continuums), higher with rapping

Speed: At least Superhuman ("You assumin' I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?") with Supersonic rapping ("Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed"), likely Massively FTL (Was stated to be comparable to Godzilla even while drunk)

Lifting Strength: At least Superhuman ("You assumin' I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?" "I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table over the back of a couple of f****ts and crack it in half"), likely Class M (Should be comparable to Godzilla)

Durability: At least Wall level ("Hit the Earth like an asteroid", meaning he can survive reentry), likely Universe level ("Heavy artille—ry, Godzilla harsh with a hard shell")

Stamina: Superhuman

Range: At least Tens Of Kilometers (10.5 Miles; Should be able to surpass the world record for farthest distance traveled by a human voice)

Standard Equipment: Various firearms, Insults (Occasionally)

Intelligence: Above Average (His brain can process all of his lyrics quickly enough for him to rap at incalculable speed)

Weaknesses: Unstable and psychotic as Slim Shady, otherwise none notable

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Oxygen (Has been stated many times to have no lungs)

Notable Losses:

IBS (Real life)

Inconclusive Matches: