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Normally I'd say "you're too slow", but come on, it's fucking pathetic. Coming to every encounter with a clown suit? Mental, mate. You simply will never have the authority of my fit. |
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| ~ Drip Sonic to EGGman/Robotnik |
Summary[]
Drip Sonic the Hugehog is the fastest and swaggiest thing alive. All he had to do was wear expensive clothes and the power level went ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
I am sure you're expecting some deep origin so here we go: *blahblahblah weak blahblah blah eggman 2 strok blahblahblah got drip now he really powerful*. And yeah, that's basically how it goes. Now, Sonic rocks up to every day with his Supreme jacket, Timberland shoes and Louis Vuitton football (for kicking at Eggman's bald head), vaporising all who cannot wear or comprehend his daily swaggerifics.
And you know the saying, Shadow may have EdGe, but EdGe won't keep you from being caught lacking. I must say though, Shadow genuinely does have very cool shoes.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Drip | Super Ultimate Swaggin' Beyond Drip
Name: Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hugehog, Drip Sonic etc.
Origin: Drip itself (Well, Sonic the Hedgehog, but-)
Gender: Dripped out
Age: Do not ever ask a driplord their age. Disgusting peasant.
Classification: Driphog, The Almighty
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Drip Manipulation, Drip Absorption (has basically every power ever), Transformation (Can become Super Drip Sonic, but you don't want to know what happens if he does), Godmode annihilation (Terribly written eldritch godmode pages are smited by his blue lean fur), #Parkour, Time Stop (So fastness that he does this automatically), Can negate anyone warping specifically with a Chaos Emerald (So Shadow can't be faster than him), Resistance to Drip Negation, Barcelona's wage bill, FAST nullification
Attack Potency: Drip level (One shot Shaggy, a very dead meme. Turned Sonic.exe into his personal servant. Running around anyone, like literally anyone, can cause them to turn into new Jordans. Speedran Sonic 1 Genesis, speed cap included, in 2:00, which should not even be possible. Charred a weed-powered Metal Sonic with his 13' spliff. Simply blinked, and Sonic Forces, Sonic 1 GBA and Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric were eliminated from the timeline. The moment he got Drip, Solaris just died. Can break flex tape. Can annihilate Gucci's entire clothing range by clapping, but chose to use that on SHEIN and Boohoo instead, repulsed by their lack of swag. Defeated Swaggman effortlessly.), far higher at maximum speed | oh my god what have you done? (Thanks to the power in the Weed Emeralds sponsored by NordVPN , Drip Sonic is now endlessly growing in power. Blinked, destroying Twatter Twitter. Obliterated Elon Musk after he fused with Full Edgelord Ultra Cringestinct Infinite. By popping his jacket, he retroactively created Flashpoint and the New 52. Flashing his bling, he created the Omniverse... and the Omniverse after... and the Omniverse after i think you get the idea. Slapped up your dad in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 planck instants. Raw-dogged Snoop Dogg. Obtained all epic heroes in State of Survival using his free 777 spins; after divorcing Anus Rose in front of his approving android blud, Shadow the Driphog. Caved Conor Mcgregor's skull with his new Ozweeegas. Turned Ratchet and Clank into Rizzler and Crack, for his own extracurricular pleasure.)
Speed: Do I really need to put a level? (Fast enough to fuck your mum ten rounds before you even finished reading this sentence. He also stole your dog and replaced it with a clone, while you were thinking "wow, that was unoriginal". Will Smith never actually made contact in the Chris Rock slap, it was Drip Sonic. Faster than an outerversal dog on zoomies. Outspeeding the fall of the USA as we speak. The One Above All (not even Marvel's supreme being, but at least considered nigh-/omnipresent) is an electron, in comparison to the Drippy multiverse that would be Drip Sonic. Yes, somehow faster than literally omnipresent characters, creating a logical paradox that would destroy absolutely everything on JBW if it wasn't for Drip Sonic's own power. Faster than the countdown to the atrocious exams from any schooling system that isn't in the northmost parts of Europe. Speeder than Sonic.exe, who constantly claims "I am God" due to his superiority complex, but we will use it as a feat. Outran the fall of Amber Heard's career, while looking for more Versace merch on his iPhone420SANIK. Capable of keeping up with the maximum power of the High Ground. Swifter than the speed at which the Illuminati screwed up everything for themselves against a psycho-witch in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. More explosive on the run than beauty community drama (and their sexually abusive cohorts). The reason you cannot see John Cena is due to Drip Sonic running him in and out of the multiverse faster than you can comprehend. Outsped ScrewAttack Superman, even when ScrewAttack themselves tried to wank him beyond Sonic. Can swear faster than Gordon Ramsay) | w o o s h (Lapped Max Verstappen 71 times in a 70 lap race, and also faster than a maxed out My Team car. Made a tumbleweed (which has literally no water content and is not sentient) cry by flying past. So much speed when he runs past an American male, they get shredded by his sheer aura. Travelled through every fictional series in the time it took Son Goku to transform into SSJ3 against Majin Buu. Effortlessly dodged Bully Maguire's "Mary Jane destroyer" backhand. Can fly faster than PRIME sold out. Surpassed the average bricking speed of an XBOX 360, AKA the Red Ring of Death. Beyond the M-Speed glitch, including the Break Jump that can send Unleashed Sonic out of reality.)
Lifting Strength: I dunno (but considering the fact that his jacket alone has carried the Sonic series while SEGA aren't trying with it, you got to say that must be some insane lifting feat. In fact, some have theorised the power in a single fibre of his jacket led to the creation of Sonic Frontiers, reviving the entire series) | Cba to come up with more feats
Striking Strength: Drip Class (Punched out VS Battle Wiki. The only Sonic character who can fight Knuckles, Knuckles and Knuckles.), far higher at maximum speed | Super Ultimate Swaggin' Beyond Drip Class (Can fight Bully Maguire, who scales evenly to Matt.)
Durability: Drip level, far higher at maximum speed | Super Ultimate Swaggin' Beyond Drip level
Stamina: Dripful (Can run forever. No, not a metaphorical forever, that was meant in its most literal sense. He literally killed the Black Racer by just running a meter ahead of him until his infinite stamina became much less infinite)
Range: Outerversal+ via Drip
Standard Equipment: None Notable (No, his jacket and shoes are not equipment. They are permanent parts of his identity. But you wouldn't understand. You order your fkn clothes off Amazon and Wish)
Intelligence: Driptellect (Smarter than Doctor Robotnik on a fusion of every Class A drug ever to exist. Thinks that Sonic 3 and Knuckles is the best Genesis Sonic game, which is correct to a level most would not dare assimilate. If you combined all the talents of Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, Maradonna, Cruyff and Ronaldinho, it still wouldn't have the tekkers on a Louis Vutton football that Drip Sonic can manage. Solved e = mc2, which is outrageous given it's a formula and not a solvable equation. Proved 2+2=5 before Batman, who is smarter than omniscience, was capable of starting his proof.) | Omniscience needs to be revised (Literally completed Clash Royale.)
Weaknesses: PIS, the bane of Sonic
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- "UR 2 SLOOOOW!" - Cuts opponent's speed to a literal zero.
- Side B - A particular variant of his Spin Dash learnt from Smash 4. Annoys the opponent to the point of passing out from exasperation.
Key: Base | SuprEME Sonic (Super Drip Sonic)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Shaggy
Sonic.exe
Sonic the Hedgehog (Verse)
VS Battle Wiki (but let's get someone else to look at this)
Swaggman (Eggman's FINAL FORM!!!)
Terrible fast fashion brands
Ricegum (Literally existed and he died)
ShadOW THE hEDGEhog
Notable Losses:
Consistently good games (hasn't quite got this one under his thumb yet)
Inconclusive Matches:
Drip Goku
Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles (The Best Knuckles)
Bully Maguire (Was in SuprEME Sonic mode. Way faster but could not do any damage, so stalemated him)