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His one technique.

Summary[]

You used to call me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the city,
You got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
'Cause ever since I left the city,
you started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

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You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the city, you, you, you
You and me we just don't get along
You make me feel like I did you wrong
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since I left the city,
you, you got exactly what you asked for
Running out of pages in your passport
Hanging with some girls I've never seen before

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you bendin' over backwards for someone else
Wonder if you're rollin' up a backwoods for someone else
Doing things I taught you, gettin' nasty for someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone
Why you always touching road
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in a zone, yeah
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the city

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Drake joins Super Smash Bros.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 5-C, Low Memetic, Possibly Memetic via mind control | Definitely Shit with pedophilia

Name: Aubrey Drake Graham

Origin: Star wars

Gender: Male and Female

Age: 26?

Classification: Krogan rapper (Possibly human hybrid)

Powers and Abilities: Rap manipulation, Force Push, Battle-mind, Lightsaber user, Precognition ,Ki user, True Flight, Immortality (Type 3 and 4), Mind control (High level), Fire manipulation (Via mixtape), Anti power absorption/diminish (No one can absorb his power without looking like a twat), Phone manipulation, Dance user, immortality (type 8).

Attack Potency: Moon level+ (Should be superior to most top tier Sith/Jedi), Low Memetic (Can give short bursts of meme ki), Possibly Memetic via mind control (He took control of John Cena for short amount of time)

Speed: FTL+ (can react to hundreds of lasers without even looking at them, also should power scale to top tier Jedi/Sith), MFTL+ reactions via precognition

Lifting Strength: Cellphone level+ (States that he has used a cell phone multiple times, further backed up by manga statements)

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Drake during his traitor training

Striking Strength: Tennis racket level+

Durability: Memetic level+ (When he focuses his meme Ki)

Stamina: Unlimited (can dance like this for years and years on end)

Range: Human melee range

Standard Equipment: Tennis racket, Light-sabers, Cellphone

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Intelligence: below 58

Weaknesses: Call him on a weekly basses should lock his powers away

Note: There was an upgrade to 4-C where he kills Frieza in one hit but I can't find the video anymore.

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Drake fighting Darth Malgus

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Darth Malgus (Malgus forgot to call him on his cell phone as he was to busy taking over Korribean)

Guku (made Guku re-think his lifestyle)

Vine (Literally owns the site)

Killer Bee rap god (Was agreed that Drake would win high difficulty)

Notable Losses:

TR8-T0R (Spins were too sick even for Drake)

Inconclusive Matches: