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Kendrick Lamar: YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD!


Drake: (Starts sobbing, which slowly shifts to psychotic laughter) You fool... I knew you were desperate, I just needed to prove it. an 11 year old daughter? Yes, that'll do... So I fed you the false information. But I didn't stop there... After all, I'm petty with dedication. So I travelled back in time, I tracked down my younger self, and I enacted my grand plan. I IMPREGNATED MYSELF! and for 11 years I waited! What you thought was a clever diss exposing my hidden daughter, was actually a clever diss exposing my hidden SON between me and my younger self! Thus, I have proven you factually incorrect!!

Kendrick: (Gasps)

Drake: A Minor? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk! B SHARP....

—Drake explaining his evil plan to Kendrick

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Summary[]

Aubrey Drake Graham, more commonly known as Drake, is the protagonist villain of two of Avocado Animation's short videos. The first was "Kendrick Vs Drake in a Nutshell" Were Kendrick and Drake were engaged in a brutal fight. Kendrick managed to overpower Drake, disarm him of his knife, and stab him to death as J.Cole watched on the sidelines while on his bike... With the song "BBL Drizzy" playing in the background. After killing him, Kendrick silently walked away, leaving a traumatized J.Cole to pick up the pieces. The second short "Kendrick Exposes Drake", starts with Kendrick and a very much alive Drake standing in an abandoned building. Having cornered him again, Kendrick accuses Drake of hiding a child, which causes Drake to start sobbing... But this sobbing quickly twists into psychotic laughter, with Drake calling Kendrick a "fool" before explaining his master plan. Turns out, Drake sent Kendrick the "secret child" info himself through an alternate account, but that wasn't enough for Drake... Who then created a time machine, tracked down his past self, and somehow managed to impregnate and sire a child with him... All just to prove Kendrick mildly wrong about his information. What makes it worse, is that this implies that no matter how many times Drake is killed, another version of him will still be out there so long as the time machine exists... Making Drake effectively unkillable in the traditional sense.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-A, 9-C with Knife, 9-B with Motorcycle

Name: Aubrey Drake Graham, Drake, Certified Pedophile (By Kendrick)

Origin: Avocado Animations

Gender: Male

Age: 38

Classification: Human, Rapper, CEO, Time Traveller

Powers and Abilities: Genius Intelligence, Social Influencing (Is one of the most popular musicians/rappers in the world), Preparation (Created his own time machine, came up with his super complicated plan to troll Kendrick within a short period of time), Skilled Hand to Hand Combatant, Vehicular Mastery (Knows how to drive a Motorcycle), Time Travel (Can travel backwards and forwards in time), Immortality (Types 4 and 8) and Acausality (Type 1, events that happen to his past self don't seem to affect him, will likely still exist even if killed in the current timeline so long as he exists in the past), Electricity Manipulation (His time machine unleashes blasts of electricity as it travels him through time), Biological Manipulation (Somehow impregnated and had a child with his younger self.)

Attack Potency: Athlete Level (Is a physically fit man in his prime), Street Level with Knife, Wall Level with Motorcycle

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Held his own against Kendrick for a short period of time.)

Striking Strength: Athlete Level (Is a physically fit man in his prime), Street Level with Knife, Wall Level with Motorcycle

Durability: Athlete Level (Took multiple stabs to the chest from Kendrick before he finally succumbed.), Wall Level with Motorcycle.

Stamina: Above Average

Range: Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with Knife

Standard Equipment: A Knife, Cellphone, Motorcycle, Time Machine

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Should have all the same feats as the real-life Drake. Created a complex plan to outsmart Kendrick, which included spreading fake news, creating a time machine, and impregnating his past self... All just to mildly annoy Kendrick. Is capable of speaking both English and Japanese fluently, owns his own multi-million dollar company, and is considered one of the most popular rappers in the world...)

Weaknesses: Is a normal human physically, and is extremely arrogant and unstable. His immortality will likely be negated if his time machine is destroyed.

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