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ShaymPossum
Hi, I'm a possum, and I find garbage...
~ One of Dr. Shaym's catchphrases

Summary[]

Dr. Shaym is a YouTuber who is mainly known for his videos about debunking Feminism using statistics and witty criticisms. He also has videos debunking Fanatical Christians and talking about movie concepts and writing tips. He speaks with a grumpy, fast-talking, monotone voice... And has a no-nonsense attitude towards the things he criticizes. Currently, he spends most of his spare time reviewing shitty low budget movies on his second channel, occasionally getting into random supernatural shenanigans along the way. P'S: he's also a talking Opossum, or "Possum" as he prefers to be called...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-B, likely Far Higher

Name: Dr. Mancubus "Possum" Shaym

Origin: Dr. Shaym / Possum Reviews

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (His grandfather was Josef Mengele, and he fought during the Vietnam War.)

Classification: Anthropomorphic Opossum, Anti-Feminist Skeptic, Movie Critic, Former Soldier/Circus Worker.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Toon Force, Social Influencing (Regularly convinces his enemies to commit suicide, once made a robots head explode just by talking to him), 4th Wall Awareness (Regularly predicts midroll ads, talks to the audience, and points out he's a cartoon character. Also demonstrated during his regular Patreon shout outs.), Self Sustenance (Type 1), Immortality (Types 2 and 3), Preparation, Natural Weaponry (Sharp Teeth, Prehensile Tail, and Claws), Is able to speak Superhumanly Fast, Possibly Martial Arts (Fought in the Vietnam War, so he should have at least basic Military training), Weapon Mastery (Killed two Demons with a broom, also owns a baseball bat and a machine gun), Vehicular Mastery (Got discharged for driving a Tank while drunk, owns a car.), Regeneration (Mid-Low, healed from getting a hole blown through his chest by Shyamalan, though this took him 3 episodes. Came back after getting shot in the chest by Bigfoot and a shotgun toting wizard. Shrugged off getting stabbed in the chest by a pig.), Limited Plot Manipulation (Ended an episode of his show before a Predator could attack him, and often ends episodes of his show early due to not being able to come with ending monologues. Used an Ad Break to escape from angry clowns, claimed to have written the Symbolism Ghost into existence.), Time Manipulation (Rewound Time just so he could smash a table twice in anger), Extrasensory Perception (Can see and hear Ghosts), Non Physical Interaction (Punched out Fred's Ghost), YouTube Manipulation and Text Manipulation (Though this is non-combat applicable), Stealth Mastery (Opossums are well-known for feigning death, which is used to either ward off predators or make larger animals view them as a non-threat against their young), Possibly Telepathy (Was able to hear the voice of a talking Scarecrow when nobody else could, though whether the Scarecrow was actually speaking or not is debatable), Hammerspace (Has a pouch on his stomach that can fit things much bigger than he is, regularly pulls objects he needs out of thin air, summoned a jar of pennies out of thin air), Summoning (Can summon Mr. Ant at will), Limited Spatial Manipulation (Can summon a large vortex if he breaks the fourth wall too much), Resistance to Pain (Shrugged off Shyamalan exploding out of his chest and getting shot and stabbed), Fear Manipulation, Cringe Manipulation, Heat and Radiation (Can survive in space with no issues), Madness Manipulation (Can look at and exist near Cthulhu with no issues), Poison Manipulation (Opossums are very resistant to snake venom), and Disease Manipulation (Resistant to rabies due to their body temperature. Their consumption of ticks also reduces the spread of Lyme disease.)

Attack Potency: At least Wall Level (Effortlessly sent Mr. Ant flying with a single slap, and easily killed a Velociraptor. One-Shotted Fred multiple times, which is something even John Cena had difficulty doing. Impaled two Demons through the chest with a broom, and pulverized a computer table and a chart on his wall, cracking the concrete in the process.), possibly Far Higher (Destroyed an Alien Spaceship, which caused an explosion large enough to be seen from Earth.)

Speed: Athletic Human, Subsonic+ with Machine Gun

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Can lift a Baseball Bat that's as large as he is tall. Can knock over people larger than he is by charging into them.)

Striking Strength: Wall Level (Clawed off an Aliens face with a single swipe.), Possibly Higher

Durability: Wall Level (Survived being thrown by Bigfoot hard enough to shatter a table... Twice. Bigfoot is strong enough to easily tear Fred in half, destroy a door by walking into it, shrug off being stabbed, and punch through walls.), Possibly Far Higher (Survived the Aforementioned Spaceship Crash.)

Stamina: Superhuman (Shrugged off being stabbed in the heart by a knife, having the knife still stuck in him for most of the video with no reaction. Has survived things that should have killed him numerous times, is thousands of years old in Possum years...)

RangeStandard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with Baseball Bat and Car. Tens of Meters with Machine Gun....

Standard Equipment: Beer Cans, a Baseball Bat, a Broom, a Table, a Machine Gun, a Car.

Intelligence: Genius (Is an extremely verbose and intelligent speaker, and a skilled researcher with a wealth of knowledge on various political, social, critical, psychological, and scientific topics. He also has read and understands the Cthulhu Mythos, is a skilled bug collector, knows the names of multiple rare diseases, and has above average knowledge on video games. He was apparently the one who started the Area 51 Raids, and managed to avoid bein arrested for it by smashing up his plans. Regularly outsmarts and outmaneuvers Feminist criticisms and talking points. He also managed to escape Prison and has fought in the Vietnam War, and is good enough at debates that he can literally kill people or convince his opponents to commit suicide through mere persuasion alone...)

Weaknesses: Is quite irritable, short-tempered, and depressed. Hates being called a rodent, and will immediately try to attack whomever does so...

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