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Are you frustrated? It seems that you're unaware of the Brainrot's power, the fundamental force that governs this reality. Unfortunately for you, my Humanpotence exceeds your narrative capabilities. Fandom? Wikidot authors? They're still human in front of a PC, lol

~ Dr. Freak to Dulling

Now turn around.

~ Dr. Freak to a Cascadan

Summary[]

Dr. Gregory House, known as "Dr. Freaky," is a brilliant but misanthropic diagnostician who roams the Backrooms, treating entities and wanderers as medical puzzles rather than living beings. Tall, unkempt, and wielding a cane, he dismisses authority, ethics, and empathy, relying on ruthless logic to force diagnoses upon even hostile entities—often leaving them traumatized by his clinical indifference. Though occasionally aiding the M.E.G., he mocks all institutions, believing self-reliance is paramount. His abrasive, narcissistic demeanor masks a buried shred of compassion, but resistance is futile: those who escape his cold precision should flee, lest they face his wrath.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-A, High 1-A with Powers

Name: Dr. Gregory House. Dr. House. Dr. Freaky

Origin: Backrooms Freewriting

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human, Person of Interest.

Powers and Abilities:

Attack Potency: Athlete level (Dr. House is a normal human, however he is seen subduing a Cascadan which implies that he is physically stronger than normal humans.[3]), High Outerverse level with powers (Dr. House possesses his own "Humanpotence" that allows him to manipulate the narrative on a level superior to Wikidot and Fandom authors.[3])

Speed: Below Average Human. Immeasurable with powers (Dr. House is a human with a crutch, meaning he walks slower than normal humans. With his powers, House can subjugate Dulling in his narrative, without him being able to react, and the authors of Fandom like Dulling exist beyond the concept of causality.[3][4])

Lifting Strength: Unknown. Irrelevant through Humanpotence

Striking Strength: Athlete level

Durability: Athlete level, Plot Manip makes him extremely difficult to kill

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard Melee Range, High Outerverse level with powers (Dr. House possesses his own "Humanpotence" that allows him to manipulate the narrative on a level superior to Wikidot and Fandom authors.[3])

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius

Weaknesses: Can be overcome by transcendentally stronger entities

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Humanpotence: Is the power humans exert over reality, allowing them to control the narrative of Backrooms Freewriting and manipulate their own pages. This potency is enforced by the power of Brainrot, which governs reality and enables absurdities to occur without apparent contradiction by controlling the minds of authors to write nonsense. Dr. House possesses his own Humanpotence, demonstrating the ability to surpass even the authors themselves within his page and subdue Dulling in his narrative, forcing him to undergo one of his freakish examinations. With this power, humans can do anything without limits—altering the plot, adding or removing events, erasing entities, and even returning after being retroactively deleted. Unlike other users such as Gary, House appears to have greater mastery over his abilities.

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