Dr. Eggman (Snapcube)

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“	I don't give a FLYING F*CK, that b*tch can f*ck off, I've divorced her a$$ three hours ago! I'm SO SICK, my body is doing THINGS - THAT THING! And you over there, SHUT UP. And you, take off my pants! YOU WANNA SEE SOME - WEIRD SH*T?	„
	~ Dr. Eggman

Dr. Eggman also known as EggGru is one of the main antagonists and protagonists of the Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic 06, and Sonic Riders fandubs by SnapCube

Summary

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bi*ch ass mother f*cker. He pissed on my f*cking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog f*ckin' quilly di*k out and he pi**ed on my f*cking wife, and he said his di*k was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small di*k, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my d*ng looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a b*ng. He f*cked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F*CK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PI**. Except I’m not gonna pi** on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pi**ing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PI**ED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the pi** d r o p l e t s hit the f*cking earth, now get out of my f*cking sight before I pi** on you too!

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B physically, Varies ranging from 9-B to 5-C with equipment

Name: Dr. Ivo Robotnik- i mean Dr. Eggman, The Motherf*cking Glitch

Origin: Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Bisexual (Confirmed by himself in the Sonic Riders dub) Egg shaped dude. Formerly normal shape

Powers and Abilities: SUPER LASER PISS!!!, Resurrection (I'm going to kill you...And then kill you again)

Attack Potency: Moon level (How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the Moon, you idiot!)

Speed: Unknown

Lifting Strength: 70 alternative accounts

Striking Strength: Wall Class (Capable of destroying walls with missiles), Moon Class with his SUPER LAZER PISS!!!

Durability: Unknown

Stamina: High

Range: WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN?!

Standard Equipment: Mary Jimage, Piss, 70 alternative accounts!, The plank (Walk the fucking plank), Redbox, and a fucking gun which he mostly aims between the eyes

Intelligence: Supergenius (Prepared himself with 70 alternative accounts against Shadow who had about 50. He also managed to get Todd Howard to create Fallout 76: Battle Royale. Yes, he predicted it. And a small piece of his brain was able to grant the Tire Robots full sentience, and Eggman only suffered minor verbal issues from losing it.)

Weaknesses: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?!? and Shadow and Rouge (and everyone else) F*cked his wife

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

• Shut Up!: Everybody, Shut up! Shut up..Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UPP!!!
• GameCube2: Can manipulate anyone into falling for his plans by promising them an Adam Sandler™ brand GameCube2

Others

Notable Victories:

The Moon

My depression

His wife Martha (successfully divorced)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Unable to get feet pics after 5 years at Harvard (Would be a loss, but there is no evidence of this battle having ended yet.)