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Hello Gordon!
~ Dr. Coomer's main catchphrase

Don't fuck with the Science Team!
~ One of Dr. Coomer's other catchphrases, often used during combat

Look, Gordon! Ropes! We can use these to traverse large pits!
~ Dr. Coomer, mistaking a Barnacle for a rope

HelloGordon

Note: This page contains spoilers for Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware. Please do not continue if you haven't fully watched the series and/or do not wish to be spoiled.

Summary[]

Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer, often referred to as Dr. Coomer or just Coomer, is a Black Mesa scientist and main character of the Gmod Machinima series Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware. He is a lot more buggy than the other scientists, repeating phrases and talking about game features that don't exist in Half Life.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B to 9-A, likely Higher, Higher with the Super Player Feature

Name: Harold P. Coomer, Dr. Coomer

Origin: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (YouTube)

Age: Unknown, older than Gordon and Tommy

Classification: Human, Black Mesa scientist, self-aware AI

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, Martial Arts (likely has some experience in hand-to-hand combat, as he has displayed during the series. The founder of the Underground Black Mesa Boxing Ring), Cyborgization (has extendo-arms and superlegs that can make him jump at least a couple stories high. Apparently also has a mechanical colon thanks to the cybernetics department), Breaking the Fourth Wall (After using his superlegs to jump the cliffside and finding the edge of the map, he becomes increasingly aware that he's in a game. He also says he feels pain when Gordon turns off the game and knows who Gabe Newell is for reasons he can't describe. This culminates at the end of the finale, when he says he hopes Gordon transfers the AI to another game to prevent an apocalypse-type scenario from happening), Emotional Manipulation (likely has access to the Black Mesa Sweet Voice, which can calm people down), Explosion Manipulation via rocket launcher and grenades, Minor Plot Manipulation via Playcoins (Shown here), Transformation via Super Player Feature, Superhuman Digestion (Once ate a radio just because he was hungry), Possible Enhanced Senses (Drinking soda makes you see faster according to Tommy), Statistics Amplification (With every Coomer clone killed, he grows stronger), Mind Manipulation and possible Body Puppetry (Briefly entered Gordons mind and later described it as "climbing inside of Gordons arm and wearing his body like a puppet), Resistance to Electricity Manipulation (Managed to drink electrified water) and Disease Manipulation (likely cannot catch certain diseases because of his cybernetic colon and limbs)

Attack Potency: Wall Level to Small Building Level (Comparable to people who can harm him. Nearly bored a hole in a metal wall while practicing with his bare fists. Punched the top off of a tank while Gordon wasn't watching. Completely destroyed a metal grate with his bare fists), likely Higher (Whenever a clone of Dr. Coomer dies, he grows stronger), Higher with the Super Player Feature (Managed to harm Benrey on Xen while in this form)

Speed: Unknown, likely Athletic Human to Peak Human with Higher reaction speed (Soda makes him "see faster")

Lifting Strength: Unknown, likely Athletic Human (Able to run even when holding large weapons like an RPG)

Striking Strength: Wall Class to Small Building Class, likely Higher, Higher with the Super Player Feature

Durability: Wall Level to Small Building Level (Able to take hits from zombies and people comparable to him. Completely unfazed by chemical explosions) likely Higher, possibly Higher with the Super Player Feature

Stamina: High (Able to fight hordes of enemies with the Science Team without needing rest)

Range: Standard Melee Range with fists, Several Meters with grenades, Tens of Meters with Barnacle Grappling Hook, Hundreds of Meters with guns and RPG

Standard Equipment: His Black Mesa Passport, pistol, revolver, grenades, RPG, crossbow, M249 SAW (Or as he calls it "the Big One"), Barnacle Grappling Hook (A barnacle mounted to his arm)

Intelligence: Varies (While he is very buggy, repeating the same phrases over and over again as well as continually mistaking Barnacles for ropes, he becomes increasingly aware that he's in a simulation after he finds the edge of the map. He apparently trained for 20 years in waste disposal and can recite Wikipedia articles perfectly even after Benrey destroyed the servers as he shows with the chair article and the cactus article)

Weaknesses: Horribly allergic to green slime, Plot Manipulation and Super Player Feature require Playcoins to use.

Others[]

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