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Dr. Clef with Ukulele

Dr. Clef is an anomalous reality sink/Reality bender that formerly worked for the GOC as a highly decorated foot soldier, however soon found himself working for the SCP Foundation. Commonly known for his inadequate nack for lying and his anomalous capabilities, he is well known and sometimes feared or admired throughout the foundation and its history.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Possibly 6-B, likely 5-B, possibly 4-C, likely High 1-A with equipment but 7-B with environmental destruction, likely 0

Name: A█████ H████ C███, "Francis Wojciechoski", "Agent Ukulele", "Alto Clef", "SCP-4231-B", Father of Lies, Claims his true name is that of an A major chord played on a ukulele, o5-12

Origin: SCP Foundation

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Former GOC agent, currently an SCP Foundation scientist, Member of o5 Council, Reality Bender

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 1, 2 and 3; was heavily wounded by SCP-076 to the point where the scp foundation believed he was dead, however survived, he healed from such wounds after a month. Possibly type 4; was stated to have "shut down, to avoid the pain" however was shown to still be alive. Type 5; as implied through the tale "The Liars Confession and 9), Regeneration (at least Mid overtime, likely higher; had regenerated from injuries sustained by SCP-076 after a month and can completely regenerate from a mine explosion. Possibly True Godly; In "A Liars Confession", he said that he was "Anything and everything" including things like "God, the Devil etc". Note that despite his lies, the context of what he said and the title of the tale itself implies otherwise), Acausality (Type 1; killed Hitler without any negative repercussions on them), Fear Manipulation (has a slimy personality that makes all women flee away from him in disgust), Power Nullification (is a reality sink, which nullified, if not completely deletes nearby entities powers and capabilities, specifically reality warping), Existence Erasure (A Reality Sink is a sort of black hole for the supernatural, Anomalies don't simply become de-powered in the presence of a sink, they start to lose connection to the fundamental forces that bind them to the fabric of the universe until they disappear entirely. As a reality bender, he should be capable of this, considering what he said in his talks about Reality Benders), Genius Intelligence (Is a top researcher in the Foundation), Plot Manipulation (As a Protagonist, Clef has the potential to bend the Narrative around him to suit a satisfying conclusion for himself, as revealed in CAST and BLANK), Reality Warping and Physics Manipulation (In SCP-4231 and The Great Site-87 Bakesale Clef/Francis are repeatedly referred to as a Type Greens/Reality bender, with various examples, such as: Looping a staircase as he runs up it for 80 hours, making an usable telephone that had a cord that ended under the hood of a car and causing the flood in SCP-4231), Martial Arts (Is proficient in hand to hand combat), Creation and Weapon Creation (Created a bottle from nothing and manifested a razor blade and a gun from nothing), Conceptual Manipulation (Reality warping in the SCP Mythos can erase concepts such as Christianity, as stated in SCP-3004, Dr. Clef has reality warping, so he should have this ability), Vehicular Mastery, Weapon Proficiency (Shown to be very proficient in multiple types of firearms and weaponry), Shapeshifting (From It Wasn't a Vacation: "His head was that of a red panda with an eyepatch", "His head was a television, displaying the words “Ceci n'est-pas une televisione" in alternating teal and maroon letters", "Ukulele stopped backpedalling, shook his fishbowl, and snapped the mint tin shut", "Ukulele stroked the fringe of tentacles at his chin". Somehow became SCP-076 in "Clef dies"), Cosmic Manipulation (Made the sun go out in "The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc."), Causality Manipulation (Reality Warpers are supposedly capable of altering the past as shown in SCP-4179 Possession via Corruption (The role of Dr. Clef has been passed down numerous times via corruption someone into becoming Clef as revealed in Father of Lies), Transmutation (Turned an entire room into chowder in :SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright)". As a reality bender, he should be capable of transmutation, as he said himself that reality warpers can turn your bullets and eyes into other things in his talk about reality benders), Nigh-Omnipotence (Is the god "Poopstick McGee", a powerful god who is far superior to SCP-682 and SCP-343), Empathic Manipulation (Shown various times throughout "Chowderclef"), Preparation (Has access to a wide variety of useful tools he can use from the Foundation), Temperature Manipulation and Wind Manipulation (Has a frigid breeze that blew in alongside him in "Who Wants to Live Forever?"), Purification and Magic (Albeit with help, was able to perform a counter spell to remove the curse of SC-076-2), Unity and Omnipresence (Is stated himself to be "Anything and Everything" in "The Liars Confession"), Teleportation (From The Great Site-87 Bakesale "'CLEF!' With a strum of a Ukulele, he popped into existence by her, grinning."), Mind Manipulation (From The Great Site-87 Bakesale "'We're not giving you shit,' Tyler growled as he took out this wallet and deposited $15.00 into Francis' hand. 'What the- hey!'" and "Cinnamon," he said. "That'll be three bucks." "I've not even eaten it," Brisby frowned through a mouthful of strudel. He swallowed, his eyes widening. "That's pretty good. But can ya cut it out with this?" "Oh, what harm did a little mind control ever do? Besides, if it tastes good, it tastes good."), Social Influencing (Is well known for his lies and is even called the father of lies), Technology Manipulation and Probability Manipulation (Limited to only anomalous technology. He almost broke down SCP-914 from using it due to his power), 4th Wall Awareness (Is aware that they are fictional as revealed in "Metafiction"), Space-Time Manipulation and limited Law Manipulation or Power Modification (Reality Sinks passively negate the anomalous effects of supernatural entities or artifacts near it by altering the way those entities or artifacts interact with the fabric of spacetime), Self-Sustenance (type 3, didnt tire or even break a sweat from hiking for about a week), Information Manipulation (passive, all pictures of him make him appear to have an animal head, the type of animal can vary), and Negation (specifically against reality warping based abilities. Has been able to negate SCP-239's invulnerability, which subconsciously prevents herself from sustaining injuries, her skin can not be punctured by anything except SCP-148, yet Clef himself states that due to his abilities, he could have done that with a mere stick. He was also able to negate her immortalities and regeneration) and likely more, Telekinesiss (he bends objects with the power of his mind and moved a wooden house) Cosmic Awarness (he can feel the movement of the entire cosmos and has confessed that he can feel everything) Invulnerability (invulnerable to conventional weapons, when they nearly killed him he became invulnerable to bullets) Chronokinesiss (can slow down time and can take shots with mid-air hands and has taken a full magazine fired from a minigun fired at full velocity) Gravity Manipulation (manages to adjust gravity so much that SCP-096 falls) Weapon Mastery (manages to cut various parts of SCP-096 and also SCP-682 with a simple knife) Resurrection (he comes back to life every time he is killed he comes back to life after a few days) Memory Manipulation (creates fake memories to deceive enemies or opponents) Extrasensory Perception (to a very different perception of things he hears noises from hundreds of meters thanks to a strange extrasensory perception) Madness Manipulation (drove one of the Serpent Hand agents insane) Light Manipulation (he turned off the lights of an entire city with a snap of his fingers) Blood Manipulation (when i injured him multiple times he stopped the bleeding and i lose a lot of blood i recreate a lot of it) Transcendent Physiology (to an almost divine transcendence if he is killed and it is extremely difficult or to disintegrate his corporeal form he is sent to a higher narrative) Telephaty (speak into people's minds if you want) Curse Manipulation (can manipulate curses and has lifted various curses from various foundation agents the curse was cast by some disciple of the scarlet sect) Supernatural Eye (has three eyes of which have hypnotic properties and other strange properties) Eye Magic (can cast spells from third eye on forehead and left eye casts curses from right eye nullifies powers and spells) Body Control (they nearly cut off his arm and he shrunk and dodged the blow)

With the PSX820, he has Energy Projection (is a direct energy weapon capable of vaporizing 65% of SCP-682's mass) and Matter Manipulation (stated to have "Vaporised" 65% of scp 682's mass). With the Atomic Revolver, he has Radiation Manipulation and Biological Manipulation (the atomic revolver causes cancerous growths to grow in and kill targets within minutes), and Durability Negation. With SCP-776-ARC, he has Weather Manipulation, Electricity Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Ice Manipulation and Temperature Manipulation, Air Manipulation, and Water Manipulation (Can create a small static shot, large fireballs, large quantities of water, freeze water in its vicinity, create an F-4 Tornado, and create earthquakes up to 7.8 on the Richter Scale). With Telekill, he has further Power Nullification and Negation (Telekill negates mind based capabilities and can also negate reality warping type capabilities), it also further enhanced Dr. Clefs resistances as they grant some of those same resistances. Using other equiptment, he has Regeneration Negation and Immortality Negation (Types 2 and 3, has a red blade that he used to kill SCP-138 and can negate Mid-Low or Higher levels of regeneration in The Adventures of Siggy and RoboMonkey), further Teleportation (Has access to foundation teleporters are revealed in The Adventures of Siggy and RoboMonkey), Time Travel (Went back in time to kill Hitler), Fictional Trancendence (Even normal scientists can go into higher narratives, likely via technology, as shown in "CCK-Class--Sorry, Original Character Interaction Story"), Precognition (can see/predict future events though this is limited to his own perception and only a couple hours from now using a machine from "Why Clef Hates Cupcakes"), Plasma Manipulation (Had a plasma rifle in "Clef dies"), and likely many more. He also has access to everything Here

Resistances to Reality Warping, Physics Manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Transmutation, Existence Erasure, Conceptual Manipulation, and Law Manipulation (as a reality sink, he should be unaffected by such abilities. Reality benders are capable of Transmutation, Existence Erasure, Causality Manipulation and Conceptual Manipulation as explained in the abilities tab), as well as Empathic Manipulation, Morality Manipulation, Subjective Reality, and Mind Manipulation (resisted the effects of SCP-239 to an extent), Extrasensory Perception and Holy/Unholy Manipulation (gods, devils and higher powered entities cannot see him, and he himself cannot see them as well), BFR and Portal Creation (cannot go into any non earthly plane), Fate Manipulation (He describes humans as "primitive creatures with linear fates" in a Liars Confession), Death Manipulation (He said "If you knew what I know, you wouldn’t be lying in this coffin like a piece of lazy shit. You would have overcome death and stood right behind me!" in A Liars Confession), and Pain Manipulation

Attack Potency: Large Country Level (In Able Baker Charlie, the statement "He could have leveled half the continent, if not worse!" is made about Agent Ukelele), likely Large Planet Level (Can combat and win against SCP-076-2, who is superior to SCP-682, who can fight and win against SCP-096) Sun Level (Made the sun go out in the tale "The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc."), High Outerverse with preparation but Large Country Level with Environmental Destruction (with SCP-776-ARC (It can create an F-4 Tornado, as well as earthquakes that score at the most a 9.8 on the Richter Scale), likely Boundless (nullified SCP-239's abilities, who is comparable to SCP-343 aka "God" who presumably created all, or atleast most of the SCP verse, which consists of Platonic Concepts and entities that are above them. The Tree of knowledge also contains the Narrative and Anti-Narrative stack, entities that transcend the Tree transcend a Boundles structure. Can combat and win in a battle against SCP-2006. Implied to be Satan or Lucifer. Has fought SCP-076-2). His anomalous abilities, the atomic revolver, and certain foundation equipment can Negate durability

Speed: Massively Hypersonic+ (dodged bullets fired by Dr. Mann), Massively FTL+ Combat Speed and Reactions (manages to fight against SCP-096 and without any difficulty and keep up with it and the Shy Guy was unable to hit him even once because Clef was too fast because when he does seriously and very difficult to hit), Infinite Speed with travel speed Omnipresent (In "A Liars Confession", he states he is anything and everything)

Lifting Strength: At Least Class K (Can rip out people's spines as revealed in How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas), Far Higher, likely Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Large Country Level, likely Large Planet Level | Sun Level, likely Boundless with preparation time

Durability: Large Conuntry Level, likely Large Planet Level | Sun Level | Boundless. His Immortality and passive Plot Manipulation and Power Nullification makes him extremely hard to kill

Stamina: Infinite (didnt tire or even break a sweat from hiking for about a week)

Range: Likely Standard melee range physically, Unknown with power nullification, Hundreds of meters via weaponry, possibly, with preparation Boundless

Standard Equipment: varies, however is commonly seen wielding Shotguns, ukulele, various telekill firearms, bladed weapons and armor and various other equipment

Intelligence: Genius (Has outsmarted Kondraki on numerous occasions. An expert in the studies concerning reality benders, and an experienced and unparalleled master in killing them, as well as a high ranking researcher of the Foundation) Nigh-Omniscient with Cosmic Awarness

Weaknesses: SCP-776-ARC relies entirely on chance, and produces random effects (see powers and abilities). Is inane as stated multiple times and even shown a few times.

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