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Douze Mille

The Douze-Mille is when shit just dosent work anymore but you still dont have enough money to buy an eltreum so why dont we put really giant thrusters and crap on it.

Powers & Stats[]

Tier: -12000 (Should be enough to surpass most of the wanked and exaggerated/composite characters here)

Name: Douze-Mille, Twelve-Thousand

Origin: Diebuster

Age: 280 Tenacycles

Classification: An Omniverse on Rocket Fuel

Wielders: The Comet Empire

Powers & Abilities Ramming everything

Attack Potency: Atleast 1 Octodecifinity

Speed: Just below True Instant but higher than Instant and Omnipresence

Durability: How strong are omniverses again?

Range: Truly Limitless

Weakness None Notable

Note: On the picture shown there are about 96 Rockets on the Polar Orbit of the Omniverse each of those thrusters are actually burning about 2.9 Millinillion Universes Per Microsecond to move the giant Omniverse. Once the Omniverse has reached speeds that is completely Unquantifiable and can only be described as Near-True Instant any thing being impacted by this thing is completely annihilated no exceptions and it dosent matter if you are The Eltreum or some character that cannot just simply fucking die because "I SAID SO" The Resulting Blast is able to crack the very Box itself.

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