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Summary[]

Donald trump (kermitted lore)

Donald Trump telling Kim Jong Un stuff

Donald Trump is one of the main characters in Kermitted Lore. His first appearance in episode 1 featured Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un arguing with each other, ending in Kim Jong Un nuking america. Donald Trump is hired to find out who killed both Jerry and KSI. He succeeds in both of these cases, after quite a few cases, Donald Trump is sent into hiding since Kim Jong Un nuked his country, and he might try to kill Trump. This happens while he's doing a case for some people to find out who killed Mario. After finding out that the new PlayStation 6 will be given to one person who buys it, he gets out of hiding and goes to find out who killed Mario. He guesses it correctly, and it's unknown if he got the PlayStation 6.

Donald Trump then becomes a smaller person, and his house that has several other people in it gets broken into. After a while, he fights the person who broke into the house, known as Larry, and almost dies before Obama shoots him and invites Trump into the Obama squad.

After a couple months of being in the Obama Squad, the Obama Squad was told that SpongeBob had been murdered. 2-Pac and Trump were on the case, and figured it out on the internet that Patrick was the killer. 2-Pac and Trump go to confront Patrick, who turns out to be working for Kim Jong Un and killed Jake Paul. 2-Pac dies, and Trump gets his album to release. Trump then avenges 2-Pac and kills Patrick. At the end of Obama Squad, it is also revealed that Drift knows an alternate version of Donald Trump from the Loomian Legacy series.

Loomian Legacy's Donald Trump features Donald Trump without a beard on a regular Pokemon alike journey.

Personal Statistics[]

Alignment: True Neutral

Name: Donald John Trump

Origin: Kermitted Lore

Gender: Male

Birthplace: Likely America

Likes: Buying iPhones, detective work

Dislikes: Being interrupted, Jake Paul, being useless

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: Blond

Status: Alive, but was missing temporarily to the majority of the world

Affiliation: The Resistance

Previous Affiliation: Obama Squad, White House

Combat Statistics[]

Tier: 10-B physically, 9-C to 9-A with weapons | Unknown, at least 10-A physically | Up to 7-A with Nukes | 9-A

Powers and Abilities: Weapon Mastery (able to use guns effectively) | Same as first, with Immortality (type 4) | Same as first, but with Explosion Manipulation (with nukes) | Healing (able to heal his Loomians with items), Purification (type 3, able to cure Loomians of Status Ailments), Superhuman Physical Characteristics (with Loomians), Sealing (via Pokeballs) , more with Various Loomians (including but not limited to Explosion Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Electricity Manipulation)

Attack Potency: Regular Human, higher with weapons | At least Athletic Human (is equal to Roblox characters) | Up to Mountain Level with Nukes | Small Building Level (possesses several final evolved Loomians, who should be significantly stronger stronger than base Loomians, which one of Drift's with a pistol (at level 1-5) was quoted to be powerful by a Pokémon Professor, and Donald Trump was able to defeat Drift. Trump is baseline Small Building Level)

Speed: Regular Human with Supersonic Reaction Speeds (was able to react to bullets) | Unknown, likely Athletic Human | Same as First Key | Supersonic (Final evolved Loomians should be comparable to their base forms attack speed, which is as fast as a bullet, if not faster)

Lifting Strength: Regular Human | Athletic Human | Same as Previous | Unknown

Striking Strength: Regular Human, higher with weapons | Athletic Human | Up to Mountain Level with Nukes | Small Building Class

Durability: Regular Human, higher with weapons | Athletic Human | Same as Previous | Small Building Class (able to sustain the recoil of their own attacks)

Stamina: Above Average Human (has never been shown getting tired, even when and after fighting Larry) | Infinite | Above Regular Human | High (his Loomians are able to fight in prolonged battles without much recovery)

Range: Standard Melee Range, higher with Weapons | Standard Melee Range | Thousands of Kilometers to Planetary | Up to Tens of Kilometers (should be comparable to Pokémon)

Standard Equipment: Guns | None | Nukes | Pokeballs, healing items

  • Optional Equipment: Turrets, Tanks, Guns with Tier 9-A or Above

Intelligence: Genius (was able to correctly guess who killed KSI, Mario/Piggy, and Jerry), Unknown as Loomian Trainer

Weaknesses: Regular Human Weaknesses | Same as Previous | Same as Previous | Specific Pokémon Weaknesses, Same as Previous

Feats: Dodging bullets, finding out who killed KSI/Jerry/Mario or Piggy

Key: Donald Trump | Respawn Enabled | With Nuclear Weapons | With 6 Loomian Legacy Animals

Other[]

Notable Victories:

Kim Jong Un (Speed equalized, with Nuclear Weapon forms, both had remote access to their nukes and started 1 meter apart. The battle took place in a grass field. Nukes were equal distance apart. Trump won due to superior Intelligence and superior stamina.)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: