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My name? It's quite simple. I am what I am — nothing more, nothing less. There is no hidden symbolism behind it; it directly reflects my function within this reality. Whenever something happens without apparent cause or request, I am the one who asked for it beforehand.

It is a necessity, a fundamental duty I must fulfill. Were I not to intervene, far more catastrophic consequences would unfold in this universe. Imagine two children drawing on a single piece of paper: if they begin to argue, that once beautiful drawing devolves into a chaotic mess of scribbles. That is precisely my role — to prevent the escalation of trivial conflicts into existential disasters

Summary[]

Doctor Who Asked, better known as "The One Who Asked," is one of the most enigmatic and intriguing entities encountered by wanderers of The Backrooms.

Doctor Who Asked wears a brown overcoat, a dark blue suit, and a red tie loosely wrapped under a white-collared shirt. He appears human and typically presents himself in an extravagant manner during his random appearances, either with his flamboyant hair blowing dramatically in the wind or with a highly serious and surprised expression. Despite his human-like appearance, he has repeatedly been described as capable of performing feats that defy human limitations, such as literally reversing entire events or awkward moments solely through his presence, acting as a sudden "maintenance" of reality.

Doctor Who Asked often appears spontaneously during conversations or situations where a person declares something and another responds with "Who asked?" At this moment, the Doctor will abruptly manifest, characteristically stating, "I asked." He usually addresses the debaters directly; should anyone interfere with his statement, he will simply choose to disintegrate the offender without hesitation. The Doctor tends to intervene in any instance of belittlement or gratuitous hatred, reversing actions he deems unnecessary.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: High 1-A

Name: Doctor Who Asked, Nameless (Exists as an ineffable foundation that sustains reality)

Origin: Backrooms Freewriting

Gender: Male. Inapplicable

Age: Inapplicable

Classification: Transcendental Entity. Symbolic Personification. Ineffable Foundation

Powers and Abilities:

Attack Potency: High Outerverse level+ (They exist as an ineffable foundation that sustains all reality and all its concepts with the characters linked to such ineffable units being mere symbolic emanations.[1] And with their powers reaching all logically and illogically possible worlds, including all planes of existence as well as with the authors' own world being just one among them, and with the whole being comparable to it already containing within itself its actions and all versions of it.[4] They do not exist beyond or on a transcendent level superior to the whole of reality, but exist fundamentally within it, serving as central realities. This makes them fundamentally more all-embracing than all logically possible worlds, serving as an ineffable foundation for the intelligible world, as an all-encompassing backdrop.[2])

Speed: Nigh-Omnipresence (They are at all points simultaneously, including the past and the future, they transcend the concept of metanarrative time, covering even the space before the formation or writing of a narrative. Their movements are purely symbolic and are only ways of reducing their confrontations in a way that is intelligible to the reader.[1])

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

Striking Strength: High Outerverse level+ (Transcendental entities as symbolic personifications of ineffable units. They do not operate on concepts with physical force, since all the battles between them are purely symbolic and metanarrative.[1] Their forces are comparable to pure syntax.[2] And their fighting are purely abstract, with the very attempt to understand them being enough to unravel the human brain, with their victories being only about "something that must happen", which implies that their struggles are not won by the stronger, only by what should happen.[3])

Durability: High Outerverse level+

Stamina: Irrelevant

Range: High Outerversal+

Standard Equipment:

  • The TARDIS: The Doctor is always accompanied by his "TARDIS," a telephone booth-like structure with impossible properties. This machine is capable of teleportation, manipulating reality, and traveling through non-linear time, even bypassing the absence of temporal dimensions by reaching the "past" or "future" of spaces that supposedly have neither. The TARDIS seems to be a personal creation of the Doctor, containing countless abilities and technologies — far too many to list — but it is evident that all its power and design originate solely from him. TARDIS was created utilizing every scientific, physical, metaphysical, pata-physical, and impossible principle imaginable — and unimaginable. It serves as an absolute stabilizer in a reality where the impossible and the omnipotent are common occurrences. Through my capabilities beyond conventional frameworks.

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscience

Weaknesses: None Notable

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