I'd say i'm Dirty Dan....
Summary[]
Dirty Dan, longtime outlaw and foe of Sheriff Sandy. Together with his partner in crime, Pinhead Larry, they have commited many crimes ranging from stealing all the liquor in bars, to poaching horses, and even causing forest fires. Dirty Dan, being dirty, has also made a habit of relieving his wastes in parks, water fountains, and even dog food bowls. He's a true menace through and through.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: -1
Name: Dirty Dan StinkPants
Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown, likely in his 20s
Classification: Sponge/Outlaw/Criminal
Powers and Abilities: Regeneration, Expert Marksmanship, Handgun Mastery, Bad Smell, Odor Emission, Toonforce
Attack Potency: Outlaw Level
Speed: Fugitive Speed
Lifting Strength: Toon Class (he can pick up whatever he needs to)
Striking Strength: Class Toon
Durability: Irrelevant (Cartoon outlaws DON'T get killed. Toonforce.)
Stamina: Immense (Can easily run for hours on end)
Range: Depends on his weaponry
Standard Equipment: Revolver, Mud(at least i hope), Stink Bombs(filled with a mixture of skunk gas, cow farts, and digested chipotle), Capture Gun
Intelligence: Very High (Is a cunning criminal who can outwit Sheriff Sandy who is smarter than even some agents)
Weaknesses: Poor Hygiene
Others[]
Notable Victories:
- The Department Of Health (He was too dirty)
- Jack Bauer (Bauer tried to interrogate him, but got manhandled)
- Elliot Stabler (Same with Bauer, but Dan ended up hog tying him and putting him in a pigpen)
- Spike Spiegel (Ended up getting bang banged through the heart)
- Spongebob Squarepants(Downplayed)
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: