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Dennis-Prager
I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted, and if you do not do all these things immediately, I will ruin your life!
~ Dennis Prager explaining why babies are narcissists

Summary[]

Dennis Mark Prager is an American conservative radio talk show host and writer. Most famously, he is the leader of Prager University, an organization consisting of America's finest conservative minds. He is feared among leftists and moderate rightists alike due to the immense power and wisdom he had amassed throughout the years, wielding the power of all those who contribute to PragerU as his own.

Powers and Stats[]

TierAt least 8-A, likely far higher. At least Low 7-B Environmental Destruction via speaking | 3-A

Name: Dennis Prager | Pennis Drager, Dental Planger

Origin: Real Life | YouTube Poop

Gender: Male | Neither Male nor Female

Age: 71

Classification: Human, Jew, Composite Conservative | GodBlack Lesbian Toilet, Communist Superman

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts (Master of Jew-Jitsu), Weapon Mastery, Superhuman wits, Social Influencing, Genius intelligence, Lightning-fast Speech, Power Absorption and Mimicry (Takes on the powers of everyone in PragerU), High-Capacity eye lasers, Electricity Manipulation, Sound Manipulation, Resistance to Mind Manipulation, Speaking grants him access to Weather Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Fear Manipulation, Pain Manipulation, Morality Manipulation, Corruption (Type 1) and Purification (Type 2), Attack Reflection via Mutually Assured Destruction, Illusion Nullification via Fact-Checking, Age Manipulation, and Biological Manipulation (Can turn social constructs into a fundamental part of someone's biology) | All previous abilities to an infinitely greater extent, Nigh-Omniscience, Reality Warping, Organic Manipulation (Has control over urine and feces), Body Control (Can distort his face), Causality Manipulation (Can change the course of history), Cloth Manipulation (Summoned a Ku-Klux-Klan hat by expressing racist views), Creation, Duplication (Spontaneously created a fully sentient clone of himself), Life Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Holy Manipulation, Unholy Manipulation, all of Communist Superman's powers, Conceptual Manipulation (Type 3. Can control concepts such as morality and value, which are independent of human opinions and consciousness), Law Manipulation (Can change objective moral laws on a whim), Space-Time Manipulation and possibly Duplication and Size Manipulation (Can push the one-day-old State of Israel up the anus of every student who is black, brown, red, yellow or otherwise not white), likely many others

Attack PotencyAt least Multi-City Block level, likely far higher. At least Small City level+ Environmental Destruction via speaking (Has the combined powers of everyone in PragerU, which includes Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson) | Universe level (Made a world filled with urine and feceswhich can destroy the universe)

Speed: At least Massively Hypersonic+, likely far higher (Can dodge lightning. Faster than Ben Shapiro) | Massively Faster Than Light+ (Created the entire universe, apart from Earth, in one day)

Lifting StrengthAt least Superhuman, likely far higher | Likely Universal

Striking Strength: At least Multi-City Block Class, likely Far HigherUniverse Class

DurabilityAt least Multi-City Block level, likely far higher | Universe level (Was unharmed by the destruction of the universe)

Stamina: Very High | Likely Infinite

Range: At least standard melee range, several meters via firearms. At least continental via Environmental Destruction | Universal

Standard EquipmentNone notable.

IntelligenceExtraordinary Genius (Has the combined intelligence and wisdom of everyone in Prager University) | Nigh-Omniscient

Weaknesses: None notable.

Key: Real World | YTP World

Others[]

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