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Summary[]

Another random street fight takes its toll on the community as Dee Bee Kaw's front door is destroyed along with a couch, a lamp, a jawbone, and the peace that had been at the Thanksgiving table prior to the intrusion.

"AWW HELL NAW YOU JUST KILLED MISTAH HAM HAM I'MMA FUCK YOU UP"

Such a tragic scene as the prized hamster cage now lay ruined on the floor of the apartment, next to the heap of people still beating each other senseless.  Dee Bee Kaw can no longer stand idly by.

Dee Bee Kaw rolls up his sleeves and prepares to feed the vicious cycle of violence in the 'hood.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: High 7-C to 5-B, possibly 4-B with his strongest attacks

Name: Dee Bee Kaw, Dixon Byvern Kaw, Dixon

Origin: The Noneverse

Gender: Male (currently)

Age: Around 25 Years old (as of 25 as current)

Classification:

Hobby-ist, watching stuff,taking care, etc.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Body Manipulation, Minor Hair Manipulation, Possible Time Manipulation, Energy Manipulation, Shapeshifting, Possible Low regeneration, Reality Warping, Minor Fire Manipulation, Summoning, Toon Force, Soul Manipulation

Attack Potency: Large Town Level to Planet Level+ (Wields Iron Man's Proton Cannon and can tap into the Raging Demon, can trade blows with Omega Tiger Woods, one variant of one of his supers uses OTW's head as well), possibly Solar System Level with his strongest attacks (The Shun Goku Hamasuta Satsu utilizes Onslaught with a hamster head for part of the attack.)

Speed: Massively Hypersonic, possibly Relativistic+ (Can trade blows with Omega Tiger Woods)

Lifting Strength: Unknown, at least Class 1 to Class K

Striking Strength: Unknown, at least Class H to Class MJ

Durability: Large Town Level to Planet Level+ (Survived being bodied by Akuma, also comparable to many of The_None's characters, who are in turn comparable to characters that range from Large Town Level to Small Country Level, can also take hits from Omega Tiger Woods)

Stamina: Should be pretty experienced in fighting in the streets

Range: Likely several meters, possibly higher,sweat

Standard Equipment: Rocket Launcher, Submachine Gun Pistol, Beartraps, Proton Cannon,And a tiny plush

Intelligence: Brutal

Almost Weaknesses: He gets period wisely

Weaknesses: Will go dizzy if he takes too many hits, takes pills frequently to prevent this

Notable Attacks/Techniques: here

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Dee bee kaw had to say "too easy" and he smug s blushly.

Notable Losses:

Dee Bee Kaw Threatening Said "Come on in here I swear to god, BUT WHAT THE F**K DO YOU LOOKING AT?!"