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An illustration of Dear David

Dear David is the ghost of a child with a large, indented head. He appears to people in their dreams, the person whose dream he appears in can ask him two questions. However, if they ask him anymore than 3 questions, then he will haunt them. Such is the case of Adam Ellis, who has been haunted by Dear Davids presence for months.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Unknown

Name: Dear David

Origin: Twitter ARG

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, he is a Child

Classification: Ghostly boy

Powers and Abilities: Intangibility and Incorporeality (is a ghost), Immortality (type 1, 2, 5 and 7; is a ghost and is already dead and cannot die, has a large dented head), dream manipulation, teleportation, technology manipulation, possible telekinesis, perception manipulation and information manipulation (even after taking multiple pictures in a bright hallway, the hallway appeared shrouded in darkness in the photo), undead physiology, Invisibility, Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3; is a ghost), Reality warping (even though Adam Ellis took a picture of Dear David in his dream, he found that very picture on his phone when he woke up), possibly Ectoplasm manipulation (as a ghost, he should possess this ability), possibly all other abilities of ghosts, Resistance to Sleep, Soul, Death, Fear, and Holy Manipulation (as a ghost, he should be capable of resisting such abilities)

Attack Potency: Unknown

Speed: Unknown

Lifting Strength: At least Athletic Human level, was able to drag Adam Ellis

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown

Stamina: possibly Infinite (is a ghost)

Range: Unknown

Intelligence: Unknown

Weaknesses: likely all the other weaknesses of ghosts

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