Imagine if there was something that represented those concepts completely.

Does it make you feel scared?

Well, if so, Dame Tu Cosita will give you a heart attack. He is pure evil and will stop at nothing to take your Cosita. He has had many incarnations, but if you put them together you have an unstoppable killing machine.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 9-B, likely High 7-A, possibly 1-A

Name: Dame Tu Cosita, Popoy, Funny Green Dancing Alien for Kids

Origin: Dame Tu Cosita

Gender: Male

Age: 20 (The song has been around 20 years)

Classification: Alien, Dead Meme

Powers and Abilities: Sexuality Manipulation, Skilled Dancer, Acrobatics. Flight via UFO, all of Spider-Man's powers and abilities, Technology Manipulation (Can cause glitches in systems), Possession (Can possess people who do his dance), Happy Meal Manipulation (Yes, Elisocray made a Happy Meal Dame Tu Cosita video), Poison Manipulation via Dame Tu Cosita Happy Meal, Resurrection (Was tied, beaten, stabbed and killed by Elisocray and came back later (this happened twice and applies to his clones)), Immortality (Type 2, 4 and 7), Cosita Manipulation, Duplication (Can duplicate himself into differently colored Dame Tu Cositas) Body Control (Extended his body to the point where it reached his UFO, can contort his body into strange shapes) and Disease Manipulation (Watching his dance will give you Ligma Balls)

Attack Potency: At least Wall level (One-shotted Elisocray), likely Large Mountain level+ (Assuming Elisocray scales to Pennywise, which he likely does considering all his IT challenges), possibly Outerverse level (It is unknown whether this was Deadlights Pennywise (this would likely explain Elisocray's insanity))

Speed: Subsonic (Comparable to Elisocray), possibly Omnipresent (Via Deadlights Pennywise)

Lifting Strength: Class M (Has multiple videos showing Spider-Man, who held up the Daily Bugle, unmasked, revealing his true identity as Dame Tu Cosita)

Striking Strength: At least Wall level, likely Large Mountain level+, possibly Outerversal

Durability: At least City level (Survived being hit with 100,000 cubic meters of Minecraft TNT), likely Large Mountain level+, possibly Outerverse level

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard melee range, possible omnipresence would mean infinite range

Standard Equipment: UFO, Dame Tu Cosita Happy Meal

Intelligence: Unknown, although he is good at sexually manipulating people

Standard Tactics: Dame Tu Cosita will usually demand your Cosita while aggressively thrusting his dick at you. Very effective on users and other aliens.

Weaknesses: Without his Cosita, he is left powerless, although he can grow a new one.


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