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| “ | Fandom sucks | „ |
| ~ I don't even know if that's something actually said it's just factual and relates to picking this image, which was only picked because this refuses to upload onto Fandom for what I can surmise to be absolutely no descernable reason because this site is a hellhole trying to burn itself to death in the most slow and painful fashion possible and I hate it and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| “ | To die, it requires that you are killed
To be have a floor, you must be able to make things out of floor To life, you must not be killed To be happy, you must first realize that one sentence won't cut it. Things are only as simple or as complicated as you think they're not, half the time. |
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| ~ DMUA, in response to Prom saying to love themselves, they first most love themselves |
| “ | My love is destruction
I love all of the manga you consume, and my embrace smothers their ratings And that is why they call me, Mathistopheles |
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| ~ DMUA to PTSO, on why he downgrades his favorite verses |
| “ | You know what, I'm gonna do something drastic | „ |
| ~ DMUA, seconds before changing his profile picture |
| “ | All we can hope for is that he's facing the worst possible senario and punching it directly in the reproducive organs like the chad he is. | „ |
Summary[]
This should work
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 2-B | At least 2-B, Low 1-C via profile manipulation | 8-A, Higher via Rage Power
Name: DMUA
Origin: Versus Battles Wiki
Gender: Malest of Males
Age: Younger than old
Classification: Nerd, Smelly
Powers and Abilities: Standard VSBW user abilites, Summoning (Was able to Summon Kavpeny to Chat), Immortality (Type 5 [Stated multiple times to be "immune to death". Cannot even be killed by advanced death] and 9 [his true consciousness exists in "Real Life" where he can easily bring himself back from the dead]), Profile Manipulation (Able to convince Mark into letting SAO Tabletop be 7-B, and carried out the edits. Was able to downgrade Post Retcon Return to Planet Virgo back to hypersonic after Edwardtruong2006 gave it a Rel+ feat. Can revise entire FC/OC verses within moments), Mandatory Energy Projection (Since all the cool kids use it), Acausality (Type 5, has absolutely no context whatsoever, making him easily exploitable for Out of Context panels), BFR (Banished Kal from chat upon saying "Watashi ga kita", Banished Matt upon playing "Gone Away"), Passive Probability Manipulation (Memetic. Can absolutely mop the floor with people in Jack of All Trades: War via getting really unnaturally good rolls. His rolls in D&D Homebrew are enough to shatter the already quite loose scaling.), Has all the powers of the Silver Surfer (Stated by Crimson to be surfering. How we got to this conclusion I have no idea.), Fork Manipulation (If I need to justify this to you, this entire profile wouldn't be funny), Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1, can turn any conversation into an out of context one on a conceptual level, altering the subject governing it completely), Madness Manipulation (Type 4), Resistance to Madness Manipulation (Type 2 and 3 was able to recover from and eventually grow immune to the effects of Wooper's constant downgrades and upgrades to Shifuto, which are able to effect even Drag-O-Drawgon, a FC/OC content mod. Can endure multiple gazes into Tabletop Flowey's profile with no adverse effects, and can even maintain his profile with no problem whatsoever.), Cringe Manipulation (Was able to survive creating the old JBW profile), Dab Manipulation (Was able to survive a full power blast from the old profiles automatic "Dab on them haters" defense mechanisms), and Existence Erasure (Survived looking at a picture of someone eating 2 spiders simultaneously. Can tank his own thread removals and Discussion Moderator Existence Erasure) | Same as before to greater extent, Imposing Aura (Capable of getting someone to delete their post on an RP thread with one simple warning), Mind Manipulation (Via "This should work") | Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Rage Power (After being pinged too much, gained enough power to urinate on the moon)
Attack Potency: At least Multiverse level (Able to trade argumentative blows with Edwardtruong2006, who himself is vastly superior to his creation, The Ultimate God. Has made several threads stated to be able to "Rip the wiki asunder", which would mean the destruction of countless threads, which are multiverses capable of storing up to 500 Replies, which of course, are universes. Able to amplify Central Park in order to be able to contain Slaanesh back when they were very high into 2-B) | At least Multiverse level (Much more powerful than before), Low Complex Multiverse level via Profile Manipulation | Multi City Block level (Comparable to MrKingofNegativity, and other opponents capable of harming him.), Higher via Rage Power (Urinated on the moon with such energy)
Speed: At least Infinite, Possibly Immeasurable (Able to type against Edwardtroung on even ground. Able to comprehend Akerious's speed calculations, which can reach up to One hundred eighty-five sexsexagintillion three hundred thirty-three quinsexagintillion three hundred quattuorsexagintillion times FTL. Yes, what I just said was a real number.) | At least Infinite, Possibly Immeasurable | Massively Hypersonic+ (Reacted to MrKing throwing a television from Phoenix to San Diego within a few seconds), Sub Relativistic Attack Speed with Rage Power (His urine travelled to the moon in the span of a minute)
Lifting Strength: Class M (Was able to wrangle Forking Flowey long enough to downgrade his stubborn butt to High 7-C... Only to upgrade him to 7-A later, but eh. Taught Mogar how to say no to game mechanical lifting charts and to get SO HECKING HUGE YOU CAN THROW GIANT BOULDERS AT MACH SPEED EASILY), Immeasurable via Väx upp (Sees lifting strength arguments as meaningless) | At least Class M | Unknown, likely Class K (not very swole, but should be comparable to MrKing)
Striking Strength: At least Multiversal | At least Multiversal | Multi City Block Class
Durability: At least Multiverse level | At least Multiverse level | Multi City Block level
Stamina: High (Able to refrain from sleeping in order to play tabletop games past 12 AM)
Range: Multiversal (Able to snipe Edwardtruong2006 at equal range to Ed's own) | Standard Melee, likely Kilometers via throwing stuff (Should be comparable in this regard to MrKing)
Standard Equipment: Keyboard and mouse
Intelligence: Supergenius (Was stated to have a 10,000 IQ by It’sAlmostHalloweenMyDudes on discord. Is able to fully enjoy the experience of watching Rick and Morty)
Weaknesses: Bad hair. smells funny. Seeing Monarch's overpowered forkery can either depress him or enrage him. | The weakness section of this page uses jokes that are way too old and not that funny to begin with and DMUA is too lazy to swap it out for something else
Key: Blue name | Calc Group | Exaggerated Real Life
Notable Attacks and Techiques:
- Saying something unfunny: DMUA's standard state of being and existence
- Saying something funny: DMUA says something funny. Occasionally. I guess.
- "This should work" After becoming a calc group member, DMUA gained the ability to instantly and utterly validate any calcs beyond any doubt whatsoever. Only very powerful blue names, some admins, and calc group members could ever hope to negate such a potent ability, which instantly crushes most under it's sheer weight, forcing them to do nothing but spout the fact that it must be correct, as it was evaluated by a calc group member.
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