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What is a monkey to a man? And to me, You are but a mere monkey, JoJo~!
~ DIO

Summary[]

You expected another Jotaro page, but it was me, DIO!.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 4-B | 4-A | 3-B, High 3-A | High 2-A | High 1-A | 0BUT IT WAS I, DIO!

Name: Dio Brando, DIO, I, DIO!, Shadow DIO, God Dio, Heaven Dio, Memetic DIO, Memetic God DIO, Blonde Whiskey, That Hot Guy From JJBA, Heaven Ascension DIO, DIO Gone To Heaven, DIO Over Heaven

Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Heritage For the Future, All Star Battle, JUMP Force, Eyes Of Heaven

Gender: Slaanesh

Age: Beyond The Boundaries of Infinity

Classification: God, Deity, Stand user, Uber-Vampire, Rich Badass, Thief of Jonathan's first kiss, Incomprehensible Being, Eldritch Being

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Enhanced Senses, Time Stop/Loop (Lasts Forever), Vampirism (Sucks blood and kills the opponent through his finger tentacles), Cans shoot his pressurized liquid eye beams, can walk on walls/ceilings, can spy on people from across the world using Jonathan's stand The Passion, can freeze organic tissue on contact using the vapor freezing technique, can transform humans and other creatures into zombie/vampire servants, can implant spores and flesh buds on people to control them, said spores will attempt to kill or possess anyone who tries to remove them, has clairvoyant/psychic powers, Selective Intangibility, can cast Lightning Bolts, Teleportation, Regeneration (At least Infinite+), Immortality (All types), Mind Control, Time Travel (can also sends others through different time paradoxes), Soul Manipulation (Can steal souls and make them his sex slaves), Reality Overwrite (Allows DIO to overwrite anything and everything, inluding concepts and conceptual beings), can resurrect the dead, dimensional travel, unbreakable will, dimension creation, Reality Warping, Flight, Auto-Insta Resurrection, Shapeshifting and possession of all the existing stands and abilities, Multi-Insta-Kill poses, Complete Arsenal.

Attack Potency: Solar System level (Curb-Stomped Jonathan), Far, far Superior to The Sun | Multi-Solar System level (Donuted Kakyoin, terrorized Joseph and Avdol, surprised Hol horse) | Multi-Galaxy level (Knived Jotaro), High Universe level with Joseph's blood | High Multiverse level+ (Can absorb the likes of Ronald McDonald) | High Outerverse level+ (Warped an infinite amount of parallel dimensions and dunked Funny Valentine) | WRYYY Infinity | KONO DIO DA Oceanic | Incomprehensible Invincible DIO (His being contains literally everything)

Speed: Massively FTL+ | Super Massively FTL+ | Infinite Speed | Immeasurable | Irrelevant | Vampire Infinity | MUDA MUDA MUDA Oceanic

Lifting Strength: Class 100 | Class 500 | Infinite Class | Immeasurable Class | Irrelevant Class | Infinity Class | Steamroller Oceanic (Can casually lift Funny Valentine's infinite dimensions) | Omni-Lift DIO (All the words on his profile contains infinitesimal infinites of everything)

Striking Strength: Solar System Class | Multi-Solar System Class | Multi-Galactic Class, High Universal Class with Joseph's Blood | Outerversal Class | Irrelevant | Charisma Infinity | Laser Oceanic (The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes can cut through everything) | Omni-Strikes DIO (His strikes can turn everything into a yellow void, which he will absorb by just looking at it)

Durability: Solar System level | Multi-Solar System level | High Universe level (Took Jotaro's punches ) | High Multiverse level+ | High Outerverse level+DIO Infinity | 7 UP Oceanic | Unbeatable DIO (Completely intangible to any outside force)

Stamina: Beyond Infinite+∞+

Range: Everywhere

Standard Equipment: The World, knifes, steam rollers, a gay priest, other fictional universes

Intelligence: Knows Everything

Weaknesses: Sunlight, Hamon (Part 1).

Notable Attacks/Techniques[]

Part 1 DIO:[]

Kono Dio Da: Dio steals your first kiss.

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How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?: Dio questions the amount of bread that you've consumed in your mortal time on Earth.

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Muda Muda Muda: Self-explanatory.

Part 3 DIO[]

Minions: DIO summons all of his minions, Including a blind man , a vanilla ice cream and a gay priest.

You are watching this page, aren't you?!: DIO noticed you are watching his page.

7 Up: DIO smiles and kills all life on every plane of existence, in every dimension.

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Za Warudo Combo: His famous deadly combo .

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WRYYYYYYYYYY!: His victory scream .

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Part Eyes of Heaven[]

Za Warudo Over Heaven: Heaven DIO warps everything to nothing.

Magic Bolts: Heaven DIO summons a thunderstorm which reduces every reality there is into shallow fragments of the dimensions they once were.

Purple Smoke: Heaven DIO releases purple smoke which covers everything and will possess every fictional character.

Key: Young DIO | Shadow DIO | Fuku DIO | Golden DIO | Heaven DIO | God DIO | Memetic DIO | Golden Memetic God DIO

Others []

Notable Victories:

BUT IT WAS I, DIO (Indeed, he killed himself)

Nero (Game Legends)

Jonathan

Random pedestrians and Wally

Kakyoin, Polnareff and Joseph

Jotaro Kujo

Saitama

Superman

Goku

Naruto

Yugi

Donald Trump

Sakuya Izayoi

Yang

Link

Cloud

Dante

Lucy/Nyu

Chara

Kirito

Guts

Shulk

Ichigo

Deadpool

Ashen One

Bayonetta

Marvel

Ruby and Cinder Fall (They teamed up, but it was Muda)

Zamasu (Of all the timelines)

Aladdin

Peter Griffin

A random woman

All the fictional vampires (Alucard, Vincent and etc.)

Notable Losses: I, DIO, can confirm that no one can touch me, but not defeat me.

Inconclusive Matches: Chuck Norris (In a chess game, that is)

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