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Summary[]

D. B. Cooper was a criminal who hijacked a plane and stole thousands of dollars. Many depictions of the criminal have been made, turning him into an iconic folk hero.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At most Low 7-C, up to 6-B with weaponry, likely Higher

Name: Dan Cooper, mistakenly referred to as D. B.

Origin: Composite Fiction (Verse)

Gender: Male, at least one theory suggests he was a trans woman

Age: Unknown, Around 2000 years old (Physically looks middle aged)

Classification: Human, Asgardian in one version

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Self-Sustenance (Type 1), Social Influencing, Illusion Creation, Longevity, Ice Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Mind Control, Memory Manipulation (Presumably made Odin forget his powers. Made Valkyrie relive painful memories), Teleportation, Telekinesis, Invisibility and Perception Manipulation (Can make himself "invisible" by tricking others' minds. Can conceal his presence from the likes of Heimdall. Can choose certain individuals in a group to sense him. Appeared before Thor but not on S.H.I.E.L.D. security cameras, and let Selvig listen to his persuasion while blocking Fury's ability to do so), Duplication, Shapeshifting (Transformed into a snake), Transmutation (Once turned Thor into a frog), Expert in Close Combat, Armor Generation, Cloth Manipulation (Can change his clothes into his regular outfit), Regeneration (Low-Mid; got back up after being smashed multiple times by Hulk. Survived being stabbed through the torso), Limited Matter Manipulation/Summoning (Summoned the Casket of Ancient Winters to attack Heimdall and made it disappear with a wave of his hand after using it. Made the Tesseract materialize in his hand), Creation (Can conjure daggers), possibly Astral Projection, Energy Manipulation and Levitating (Possesses these powers according to WoG, though he never showed them on screen), Resistance to Cold, Weapon Mastery, Stealth Mastery, BFR

Same abilities as in Base. Time Manipulation, Time Travel, Teleportation, and BFR via Portal Creation

Attack Potency: Small Town level (Can trade blows with those who harm him. Held his own against Valkyrie), up to Country level with weaponry (With Gungnir and the Chitauri Scepter, he was able to hold his own against Thor, though it was implied that Thor held back. His daggers could harm Thor), possibly Higher (Killed 05-1)

Speed: Subsonic travel speed (Should scale to Amelia Earhart) with Massively Hypersonic+ reaction and combat speed (Kept up with Thor and Captain America. Dodged a blow from Thor. Reacted to Captain America's shield throw. Matched Valkyrie)

Lifting Strength: At least Class 100 (Stronger than Captain America. Snapped the neck of a Dark Elf soldier)

Striking Strength: Small Town level, up to Country level with weaponry, possibly Higher

Durability: At most Small Town level (Able to survive attacks from Mark 6 and 7 Iron Man, although he was knocked back by both. Was unharmed after being at the epicenter of the Bifrost explosion. Completely unaffected by Captain America's shield throws. Survived a thrashing from the Hulk, albeit barely and it left him incapacitated. Is bulletproof), likely Higher (should scale to his AP)

Stamina: Superhuman (Held out long enough after being impaled in order to fake his death in front of Thor)

Range: Standard melee range. Extended melee range with Gungnir and Chitauri Scepter. Hundreds of meters with Energy Projection (Shot an energy blast from the Chitauri Scepter high into the sky)

Standard Equipment: Daggers, SCP-5017, Kid Loki's Sword, Rifles, Pistols, Grenades

  • Optional Equipment: Sword, Lighter, Gungnir, Chitauri Scepter, Tesseract, Casket of Ancient Winters, TemPad, Bomb, Duffel Bag

Intelligence: Gifted (Very manipulative and clever. Manipulated the entire Avengers and Asgard. Has high knowledge about arcane lore. Is generally shown to be around the same intelligence as Amelia Earhart)

Weaknesses: Mentally unstable and incredibly arrogant. Initially fueled by his jealousy for Thor, but later becomes highly protective of him and is willing to sacrifice himself to protect Thor and his allies.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Frost Giant Physiology: Since Loki had been enchanted to look like an Asgardian, Loki's Frost Giant features only come out when he was in contact with Frost Giant magic, such as when he utilizes the Casket of Ancient Winters or when he was inflicted with the Frost Giants' touch.
  • Cold Immunity: Due to his Frost Giant physiology, Loki is immune to the otherwise damaging touch of Frost Giants. In fact, both a Frost Giant's touch and him either touching or even using the Casket of Ancient Winters, would reveal his true form as a Frost Giant.
  • Sorcery: Loki learned how to wield magic while growing up in Asgard, thanks to his adoptive mother Frigga. He eventually became a highly skilled and formidable sorcerer, with it being his main asset in battle.
  • Illusion Manipulation: Loki can generate hazy green, holographic images with a wave of his hand, which he has used to create illusions. He was particularly noted to fool enemies who try to attack him with an illusion of himself. Thor was noted to fall for this ability numerous times. Loki even made multiple illusory images of himself appear simultaneously during his first duel with Thor before the latter blasted them away with lightning. Loki could also alter his attire, voice, and physical aspects in order to resemble another person. He used this power to change his clothing from his usual armor, to a human suit, and to his battle armor. He was also capable of imitating Thor, Captain America, Odin, and an anonymous Asgardian guard. He could also use his power to alter the appearance of Thor (making him look like Lady Sif or without a hand) and of his cell in the Asgardian Dungeons. However, Loki most notably conjured up the extremely convincing illusion of him seemingly dying from a wound inflicted by Kurse.
  • Hypnosis: Loki can subtly influence the minds of others, such as when he manipulated Erik Selvig into researching the Tesseract.
  • Invisibility: Loki was able to render himself and others unseen to whomever he wants. Instead of letting light waves pass through himself, it was simply a trick of the mind. He was able to use his magic to mask his presence from even Heimdall himself while he was in Jotunheim, and used the same ability to sneak several Frost Giants into Asgard without Heimdall's detection. He also presumably used this ability to hide from S.H.I.E.L.D. agents when he briefly visited Thor and attempted to lift Mjølnir himself. Also, he appeared as a reflection mirror without being present in a room, while no one noticed him, as he even spoke allowed and neither Erik Selvig nor Nick Fury heard him. In fact, he used this particular instance to influence Selvig to work on the Tesseract.
  • Telekinesis: Loki was able to mentally move objects with his mind, akin to generating immense concussive force, which appeared as a blast of mystical, hazy green aura similar to the holographic aura generated when he creates illusions. During Loki, Thor, Sif, and the Warriors Three's skirmish with the Frost Giants, Loki utilized his green telekinesis aura to launch throwing blades at their foes, with one projectile having enough force to shatter an ice shield of a Frost Giant. Upon hearing about Frigga's death, Loki, in a fury, unleashed a seismic blast of his mystical aura, which blasted everything around the cell through the air, with it crashing into the walls of his cell at great speed. It also shook the cell violently, causing the light in it to flicker, much like an electromagnetic pulse.
  • Trickery: As the God of Lies and Deceit, Loki is able to trick and manipulate his enemies into doing what he wants. However, he was tricked and outsmarted by Black Widow.
  • Arcane Lore: Loki possesses a great skill in wielding mystical artifacts and arcane lore, notably Gungnir, the Casket of Ancient Winters, and the Tesseract. Loki uses his knowledge primarily to conjure illusions and manipulate others to do his will. He has demonstrated the ability to cause the Casket of Ancient Winters to seemingly disappear into thin air, although it is not immediately clear if this was entirely Loki's doing or, in some way, bound to an inherent property of the item. He also claims to know of secret pathways between worlds that even Heimdall himself is unaware of, which allow Loki to travel without using more common transportation methods (such as the Bifrost). As ruler of Asgard, he also gained control of the Destroyer for a time.

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