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Summary[]

Cthulhu is the titular character of the Cthulhu Mythos and a badass fucking squid dragon thing. Despite being barely important to the mythos at all, he's still the most famous one which makes him even more badass.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-B, likely 8-C

Name: Cthulhu and a billion other spellings/pronunciations of the same name

Origin: Cthulhu Mythos

Gender: Inapplicable but everyone calls him a guy anyway

Age: vigintillions of years

Classification: Priest, squid dragon thing

Powers and Abilities: Regeneration (High-Mid), Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Large Size (Type 2), Flight, Dream Manipulation (Talks to people in their dreams or just makes them see spooky stuff idk), Self-Sustenance (Has to be able to breathe in space), Resurrection (Supposedly will wake up in the future despite being dead)

Attack Potency: At least Wall level (Squished a couple sailors), likely Building level (Due to sheer size)

Speed: Immobile usually (Is dead), likely Supersonic while alive (Can fly through space)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Wall Class, likely Building Class

Durability: Below Average Human level (Was obliterated by a sailboat ramming into him, which has a top speed of 8 mph. Regeneration makes him hard to kill)

Stamina: Low, went right back to sleep after getting obliterated by the boat although this may have just been out of fear or self-preservation

Range: Tens of meters due to sheer size

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Unknown, at least has basic self-preservation since he stopped his attack after regenerating from being obliterated by the boat.

Weaknesses: Is dead and will only come back to life when the stars are right, so his opponent wins automatically until then.

Note: According to all known laws of aviation, Cthulhu should not be able to fly. His wings are too small to get his big, fat body off the ground. Cthulhu, of course, can fly anyway, because H. P. Lovecraft doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

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