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Crib Dock

Not my dock.

Summary[]

A Crib Dock is a dock with support structures known as "cribs" that are filled with large rocks and hold the dock to the bottom of the lake.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 4-B

Name: Crib Dock

Origin: The Sea

Gender: Male (Is made of wood. I'll take my leave now.)

Age: I'm working on finding this.

Classification: Dock

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Animal Manipulation (Can disrupt fish patterns by just existing), Water Manipulation

Attack Potency: Solar System Level (Its AP should scale to it's durability. Possibly stopped The Hulk's rampage. The whips can effortlessly accidentally cut human skin.)

Speed: Immobile, even if you tried.

Lifting Strength: At least Class 50 (Can support many structures, including small buildings and large amounts of cargo.

Striking Strength: It can't strike.

Durability: Solar System Level (Survived the Hulk's Rampage.)

Stamina: Never gets tired.

Range: Varies. Mine is about 30-40 feet by 30-40 feet.

Standard Equipment: Dock Rings, Stays, Whips (Not the ones you whip with but the kind you hook boats up to.)

Intelligence: A generally quite stable design, with unintended consequences as with most inventions that exist.

Weaknesses: Over time nails will begin to pop out, weakening the boards on top of the structure but not effecting the overall structural integrity. The docks are discouraged or banned in areas for how they interfere with fish swimming patterns.

Important Picture[]

Hulk Smash Dock

My computer kept breaking when I tried to apply a gallery section so I'm just gonna put this image over here for now. Yes, the Death Bridge is a real thing.

Others[]

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