Count Dankula live interview still (cropped)



My girlfriend... Is always ranting und raving 'bout how cute and adorable her wee dug is. So I thought I would turn him into the least cute thing I could think of: Which is, a Nazi!
~ Dankula explaining his Nazi Pug joke, the Brit's still didn't get it...


Count Dankula is a Scottish YouTuber, Ex UKIP Member, and former European Parliament candidate. He received press coverage when he posted a satiric video of a dog he'd taught to raise its paw in the manner of a Nazi salute. Meechan was subsequently arrested and later convicted following a trial of being "grossly offensive" under the Communications Act 2003 in March 2018. This arrest generated controversy and discussions about free speech. In April 2018, Meechan was fined £800. Meechan has since stated he has not and will not pay the £800 fine, instead he donated the £800 to a Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity. Later, he trained another one of his dogs to be a BLM member, got hitched, continued to meme and be meme'd, and runs a series about Absolute Mad Lads (Takes one to know one, right?)

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least High 2-A physically/with powers| Possibly Memetic+...

Name: Markus Meechan, Count Dankula, Daddy Dank, The Nazi Pug Guy, "A Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons-grade try hard edge lord." (A loving compliment from his friend AE-Tan.), Countless other names...

Origin:  Youtube

Gender: Male, Chuck Norris-sexual as a Meme

Age: 31

Classification: Prince of trolls, William Wallace's secret weapon, one of England's archenemies, Creator of the Pug Reich... 

Powers and Abilities:  Superhuman Physical Characteristics, 4th Wall Breaking, Reality Warping, Weapon Mastery, Martial Arts, Youtube Manipulation, Regeneration (Mid, can turn into a floating head, survived getting his head caved in by a giant stick.), Demi-God Tier Trolling (Somewhat trolled E;R, Most Leftists, a few Nazis, a couple Celebrities, and all of England.), Teleportation, Creation (Can create things such as joints from nothing), Smoke Manipulation, Statistics Amplification (With his Templar helmet), Duplication, Madness Manipulation, Illusion Creation, Animal Manipulation (Turned his dogs into BLM and Nazi Party members. Taught his dogs to speak German, and fight in wars.), Fire Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Vehicular Mastery (Owns a KillDozer), Subjective Reality (Vanilla the Catgirl is his "Conscience Loli", can summon The Illuminati and the American flag. Can change all the colors, textures, and lights around him, can zoom/pan the camera away from him subconsciously, kill people with a thought, and can effortlessly travel anywhere.), Text Manipulation, Intangibility, Flight, Sound Manipulation (Can play his theme song anywhere, can increase the volume of his videos), Meme Manipulation, Danmaku (With Unlimited Bait Works), Radiation Manipulation (Can summon nuclear explosions). Resistance to Cringe Manipulation, Pain Manipulation, Plot Manipulation (AE-Tan's page talks more about his dog than about him.), and Gay Manipulation (Is immune to "The Ghey"). | All Previous powers but vastly superior, plus Higher Dimensional existence, Higher Dimensional Manipulation, Minor Holy Manipulation (With his magical sword), and Fear Manipulation by raising his kilt.

Attack Potency: High Multiversal Level (Can create universal memes. Easily curb-stomped other Youtubers, Stronger than Sargon of Akkad, and Chris Ray Gun.) | Memetic+ (Is a God tier meme generator. and can summon The Illuminati.)

Speed: FTL Movement/attack speed. Immeasurable with memes...

Durability: High Multiversal Level (Can shrug off blows from even the deadliest of England's laws)

StaminaExtremely high (Got up two seconds after being bashed in the head by a large stick)

RangeStandard Melee Range, multiversal with powers/memes.

Standard Equipment: A gun, his dogs Buddha and Bronson, Memes, his Templar Helmet, and his magic sword.

Intelligence: Genius (Can count how many "genders" there are. Survived an encounter with Simon Mann, somewhat trolled E;R, and AE-Tan respects him. Outfoxed and trolled all of Scotland and England and lived to tell about it.)

Weaknesses: Metal Detectors, the extinction of Free Speech, people not getting his jokes.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

His Theme Song:

Edgy Boi Alert: "Be careful not cut yourself on all that fucking edge!"

T.H.O.T.S!!!: It is said that all thots within 2000 miles suffer a violent stroke when Dank utters this mighty phrase.


Notable Victories:



Stien's Gate (Made fun of it to troll people)

Simon Mann (Got him to appear on his show)

Free Speech Hating Leftists

Free Speech Hating Nazi's

People who hate Free Speech in general

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Sargon of Akkad (is his buddy)

AE-Tan (Has an article about him, but was uncharacteristically kind to him on it (kind by AE-Tan standards anyway)

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