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CSU
ORA!
~ Star Platinum,Tusk,Stone Free and Soft and Wet's Stand Cry

CPS
Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy. I beat the crap outta people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot teachers who like to talk big, so I taught them a lesson, and they never came back to class. If I go to a restaurant and the food is bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill. But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil, are those who use the weak for their own gain, then crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent woman! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences. That's why... I will judge you myself!
~ Jotaro Kujo

CPS
You’ve got to say something more like this before you get revenge. My name is Jean-Pierre Polnareff. For my sister’s honor, and so that my friend Avdol can rest in peace... Im going to hurl you into the depths of despair!
~ Jean Pierre Polnareff

CPS
Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’.
~ Funny Valentine

CPS
Polnareff, have you ever considered why humans wish to live? Humans live hoping to conquer their anxieties and fear, and attain peace of mind. Seeking fame, controlling others, and acquiring wealth are all done to achieve peace of mind. Marriage and friendship are also pursued as means of attaining peace of mind. When humans say they wish to help others, or that a thing is done for love or justice...it's all merely to give themselves peace of mind. To achieve peace of mind is the goal of all mankind. Now, given that, what anxiety could you possibly feel towards serving me? Any other peace of mind would come easily if you do. Doesn't challenging me, even knowing that it may spell your death, bring you anxiety? You are a very capable Stand user. It's a waste to kill you. Why not cut ties with Joestar and the others, and serve me for eternity? I can promise you peace of mind for eternity.
~ DIO

CPS
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

~ Kira Yoshikage

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B | 9-A | 8-C | 8-A | High 6-A | High 5-A | 3-A | Low 2-C (through Universal Reset) | 2-A | 2-A | 1-C | 1-A | Beyond 0

Name: Composite Stand User | Composite Stand

Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Gender: Male/Female | None

Age:  277,777,777,777,777 Years Old+

Classification: Human/Vampire | Stand

Powers and Abilities: 

Superhuman Physical Characteristics,Extrasensory Perception,Self-Preservation,Aura,Precision,Enhanced Eyesight,Intangibility,Size Manipulation,Enhanced Breath,Divination,Coiled Body,Marionette Control,Sand Manifestation,Pyrokinesis,Secondary Jaw,Razor Scales,Ship Manipulation,Hatred Amplification,Assimilation,Appearance Replication,Physical Imperviousness,Light Manifestation,Homing Bullets,Point-Blank Summon, Invisibility,Non Corporeality,Parasitism,Car Manipulation,Illusions,Pain Synchronisation,Spore Manipulation,Energy Projection,Dream World Control,Wish Granting,Mineral Possession and Reformation,Water Manipulation,Transfiguration,Prediction,Mind Control,Magnetic Attraction,Selective Intangibility,Development,Selective Drawing,Age Reversal,Soul Manipulation,Cryokinesis,Void Manipulation and Time Manipulation (Stopping it for 5 Seconds (up to 9) Seconds) <tabber>

Restoration,Elimination/Eraseing,Sound Generation,Sound Effects (Wind Manipulation),Gravity Manipulation,Book Transmutation,Memory Manipulation,Written-In Commands,Military Firepower,Electricity Manipulation,Guilt Manipulation,Lie detection,Mimicry,Forced Synchronization,Hair Manipulation,Curative Cooking,Melting Darts,Strength in Numbers,Harvesting,Hypodermic Needle,Body Part Manipulation,Energy Theft,Supernatural Photography,Shapeshifting,Room Creation,Enhanced Sense of Smell,Body Dismantlement,Life Force Theft,Reincarnation,Plant/Cat Constitution,Occupant Restraint,Damage Reflection,Paper Seal,Attachment,Universal Speech,Bomb Transmutation,Air Bomb Transmutation,Targeting/Homing,Invulnerability (Can be Beaten by a Large Building to Large Town and above Threats or Gravity Manipulation) and Time Manipulation (Going back in Time 1 Hour (Needs to be Implanted on someone first) and Time Loops) <tabber>

Healing,Life Manipulation (Limted to Healing and Regeneration),Portals,Chronological Rebroadcasting,Bullet Control,Enhanced Reloading,Carbon Dioxide Radar,Infinite Ammunition,Machine Guns,Bombs (I don't know what to fucking call it.),Virus Manipulation,Softening,Complete Life Manipulation,Stand Manipulation,Storage,Shadow Manipulation,Pinch Deflating,Kinetic Energy Manipulation,Position Locking,Mirror World Manipulation,Pocket Dimension Manipulation,Damage Reflection,Accelerated Aging,Homunculus Generation,Matter Manipulation,Physical Growth and Aging,Ice Armor,Ice Bullets,Liquid Warp,True-Statement Elimination,Post-Mortem Activation,Energy Absorption,Partial Symbiosis,Speed Detection,Iron Manipulation,Mold Manipulation,Dismemberment Control,Ground Liquefaction,Physical Enhancement, Causality Manipulation, Willpower Manipulation and Homing to Dying Target <tabber>

Alright,here is how King Crimson Works. His sub stand Epitaph has the ability to (somewhat) constantly show him 10 seconds into the future. However, it is an “incomplete" future it essentially shows him the final resting place of people and objects around him. He can't see the path they will take and as a result can be misinterpreted.

He can choose to activate his stand and erase the time in between now and what Epitaph shows him.

It's hard to conceptualize this without an example.

Imagine he is fighting someone, they pull out a gun Epitaph shows him where the person, the unfired bullet, and where everything around him will be 10 seconds in the future. This future is absolute it can not be changed. He sees that the bullet is behind him so he assumes that it will pass through his body. He doesn't not know for sure since he doesn't know how events play out only where they will come to rest. He repositions his body so it is not in direct path of the bullet and then erases that time so it visually appears as if he teleported as well as the bullet.

This is why he never attacks in erased time because anything he does in that frame of time never happens. He can interact with himself as well as objects he keeps on himself. Examples being when he took the papers from his desk in erased time and cut himself in erased time. However if he attacked someone in erased time it would essentially never happen. (Credit to CJ Lee,Original Link here: https://www.quora.com/How-does-King-Crimson-work)

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String Decomposition,Duplicating Stickers,Ghost Objects,Plankton Manipulation,Body Invasion,Weather Control,Air and Wind Manipulation,Humidity and Cloud Manipulation,Oxygen Build-Up,Snail Manipulation,Restructuring,Phasing,Size Reduction,Wind Reading,Damage Sharing,Debt Collection,Gravitational Removal,Built-in Centrifuges,Invisible Reincarnation,Aggressiveness Stimulation,Meteorite Attraction,Luck Reading,Neutrality,Master Martial Artist,Acid Saliva,Short-term Memory Loss,Fiction Realization,Rod Manipulation,Memory Unearthing,Disc Creation (Which leads to Stand Stealing),Stomach Acid Manipulation,Surface Inversion,Gravity Shift and Time Manipulation (Acceleration and Universe Reset) <tabber>

Spinning Nails,Golden Rectangle Nails,Spatial Wormhole,Infinite Rotation,Golden Spin,Rope Manipulation,Dinosaur Infection,Dinosaur Morph,Fossilization,Flesh Spray,Sound Storage,Sound Construct,Cheering (Possibly Luck Manipulation or Even Plot Manipulation),Time Manipulation (Rewinding 6 Seconds),Rain Manipulation (Only when in the rain but dosen't matter with Weather Report/Heavy Weather),Trial of Avidity,Trial of Avarice,Body Slide,Absolute Defense,Guilt Materialization,Teleportation,Dimension Hop,Misfortune Redirection,Divine Protection and Tear Knifes <tabber>

Bubble Manipulation,Plundering (Stealing Traits from Someone or Something),Electronics Manipulation,Assistence,Dissmantling,Prosopagnosia,Origami Manipulation,Jigsaw Constitution,Scent Tracking,Heat Accumulation,Body Control,Memory Theft,Summon Through Opening,Selective Attraction,Pursuing Vortex,Left Hand-Right Hand Transfer,Organic Softening,Heel Spikes,Monetary Manipulation,Skin Peeler,Hemolysis,Pressure Manipulation,Gravel Transformation and Vector Manipulation <tabber>

Mirage Materialization,Locomotive Creation (Can Boost it's own power),History Instantiation,Exclusion,Healing,Augmented Shot,Power Absorption and Spatial Shifting <tabber>

Distortion (Can Eat other Viruses),Repeating Lips,Espionage,Neurochemical Manipulation,Emotion Lock,Partial Damage Reflection and Drug Addiction <tabber>

Dimensional Travel, Time Travel, BFR, Summoning Corruption (Type 2), Creation,Soul Manipulation, Healing, Resurrection,Fate Manipulation,Electricity Manipulation,Body Control, Necromancy, Biological Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Water Manipulation, Flight, Absorption,Self-Sustenance,Power Bestowal, Holy Manipulation, Purification, Resistance to Transmutation, Corruption (Grants the ability to travel through Parallel Universes and through Time to anyone he corrupts),Reality Overwrite, Existence Erasure, Power Nullification <tabber>

Absorption, Body Control, Biological Manipulation, Immortality, Regeneration, Mind Control, Ice Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Resistance to Soul Destruction,Resistance to Time Stop (Can see and think within frozen time). Clairvoyance,Precognition with The Passion,Plot Manipulation, Fate Manipulation,Miracles with his Beyond, Acausality (Type 1; Kars was unaffected by Dio time traveling to kill and eat a Kars in the past), Genius Intelligence, Martial Arts-Mastery, Social Influencing (Has an unbelievably powerful charisma and aura, and managed to convince Kira's Stand, Killer Queen, to abandon his owner and join Kars), Instinctive Reaction (Dodged Funny Valentine's attacks even though he was using Dio's time stop), Non-Physical Interaction (Can interact with Stands and Dune), Soul Manipulation (Grabbed Killer Queen, which is also Yoshikage Kira's soul, out of his body and made it attack Kira himself. Disassembled Narancia's Das Boot. Absorbed the souls of his 36 extra selves. By using Kira's small drop of blood, he turned it into the souls of everyone he has ever killed), Body Control (Has the powers, abilities and attributes of every organism that has ever existed and outperforms them), Shapeshifting, Size Manipulation, Biological Manipulation (Could alter the physical bodies of others by altering specific points in the brain. Resembled Joji's body after it exploded, before his soul had the chance to leave), Flight (Grew wings so he can fly), Bone Manipulation; Duplication, Explosion Manipulation,Light Manipulation (Via Light Mode); Absorption (Both biological and of the soul variety), Weather Manipulation (A Kars from a parallel universe was able to create thunderstorms), Technology Manipulation,Limited Data Manipulation (Using his the "mes" of the other 36 Kars and wrecked giotto probes, he created a spaceship, and he projected Narancia's memories using his data on Das Boot); Heat Manipulation, Air Manipulation and Invisibility (Through the refraction of light); Passive Adaptation, Reactive Evolution,Power Mimicry (Can view an ability and/or concept and "understand it" while also being able to use it at mastery levels of skill if not greater than the source of said concept),Duplication (Can dividing and combine submarine units that fire missiles), Sound Manipulation (Has sonar), Information Analysis (Using sound he can determine whether someone is a Stand user), Intangibility (Can dive inside and move within organic material), Non-Corporeality,Sand Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Shapeshifting,Time Stop (Kars also resists the effects of Time Stop when using it), Non-Corporeality,Immortality (Type 6 and 8), Portal Creation (That allows Dimensional Travel), Parallel Universe Creation,Creation (Of Stand and Memory discs), Acid Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation (Can put someone to sleep by removing their mind/soul disc), Dream Manipulation, Memory Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Soul Manipulation (Can manipulate the minds and/or memories by taking out and modifying the mind/soul discs, as well as destroying their minds/souls by shattering their discs), Power Bestowal (He can grant others Stands by inserting a Stand disc in them), Power Modification (He can even turn an Ultimate Stand into a normal one),Time Travel,Statistics Amplification,Extrasensory Perception <tabber>

Marriage Manipulation,Turning People to Stone,Gucci Bag Summoning,Broadcasting,Mounting,Building Manipulation,JoJo Sapien Generation (Creates The Ultimate Jojo Character through a Survey)

'Attack Potency: Wall level (Part 3 Jotaro Casually beat up Forever, an orangutan. Kicked a cop so hard he flew into and destroyed a garage door |' Small Building Level ''(Pet Shop throws Ice[1] and Jolyne Throws Rocks ) | Building level (Star Platinum does the big '''''SUCC' and that outputs about 4.208 Gigajoules, or 1.01 Tons of TNT) | Multi-City Block level (Many stands should scale to Ultimate Kars | High Continent level (Novel Kars Survived This) | Large Star Level (Is comparable to Namek Saga Goku who scales to 100% Full Power Frieza who did this)Multiverse level+ ( Overwrote Funny Valentine's existence so that he no longer existed "anywhere", referring to the infinite dimensions there are and Is able to fire off bullets that have been stated multiple times to contain infinite energy, This energy is so powerful the only thing that has shown to stop its power is itself and The World Over Heaven) | High Complex Multiverse Level (Scales '''to Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo who is''' Fucking Busted) | Outerverse level (Comparable to the Jump Force hero, who defeated Prometheus - A Keyman of Umbras who utilizes the power of an Onyx Book to convey the events of all Jump Worlds as mere fictional stories to the real world, as well as alter them, existing in a rift where he watches over said Jump Worlds and the real world. As Prometheus essentially treats the Jump Worlds as fiction, even attempting to link them with the real world (Stolen from this Great Page)) | Beyond Absolute Infinity The People who voted in the JoJo Sapien Generation made there own best Jojo and JoJo Sapien Generation views Prometheus as Fictional and it could destroy him at any moment.

Speed:'MFTL (We All know this one) | Infinite (Its Return to Zero worked within erased time, later GER was able to move and even talk

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Key: The Stand User | Cannon Stands | Novels | Eyes of Heaven | Jump Games | JoJo Sapien Generation

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