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Wanked gorilla
Have you ever punched a person in the head? Boxers don't wear gloves to protect their oppenent's faces, they wear them to protect their hands from breaking on a persons face. A gorilla skull is 9 inches thick in some places, often, gorilla skulls are found with groves in them where bullets were unable to penetrate the skull and grazed off. No way amy human can knock out a Gorilla with a punch to the head.
~ Someone on r/WWW talking about the thiccness of a gorilla's skull

Shitpost ape
Goku has no chance of winning. The gorilla has clearly the edge. I mean, 40 years of training?! There's just no way. Gorilla has more reach, more upper body strength and teeth that are even better than Gokus.
~ An explonation about how Gorilla kicks r/WWW Goku's ass after 40 years of training from Mike Tyson

Circlejerk ape
Lavaback Gorilla stomps.
~ The result of nerfed, disemboweled Silverback Gorilla with blood replicated to lava no diff stomping Azathoth, Death Incarnate, Zeno and the One Above All at once

Summary[]

Composite Peak r/whowouldwin Gorilla is a joke character that has the stats of absurd satire and serious statements said on the Reddit subs named r/whowouldwin and r/whowouldcirclejerk about gorillas.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-B | 3-C to 3-A, possibly 1-A | At least 3-A, possibly 1-A | At least 0, likely GORRILLA, likely higher

Name: Silverback Gorilla, Gorilla gorilla, Gorilla beringei

Key: Serious | Joke | Post-Mike Tyson training | r/whowouldcirclejerk

Origin: r/whowouldwin | Whowouldcirclejerk

Gender: Varies (Can be either male or female)

Age: Gorillas can live up to 40 years in the wild, Coco (Which was in a zoo) managed to live up to 60 | At least 40 (Trained by Mike Tyson for 40 years)

Classification: Wanked gorilla, Joke character

Powers and Abilities:

All previous abilities to a far greater extend plus Omnipotence and Omnipresence

Attack Potency: At least Wall Level (Is 6-7 times as strong as the world's strongest man, massively scales above serious composite r/whowouldwin chimp, who is 10 times as strong as a grown man and could rip-off Mike Tyson's arms from his body, could punch people through marble or kick them through concrete, can snap actual bears' necks and limbs with little to no effort , a well placed swing from it could break a bear's skull, could easily destory marble and concrete and even far exceeds the strength require to destroy marble/concrete walls, comparable to episode 1 Goku at strength, who could crush a boulder by hugging it and break multiple bricks with a finger) | Galaxy to Universe Level (No man could able to defeat it due to it being galaxy buster, massively scales above joke composite r/whowouldwin chimp, who is a blackhole-proof multi-solar system buster, comparable to r/WWW Goku, who is an universe buster), possibly Outerverse Level (Once stated to be able to kill the One Above All with no sweat) | At least Universe Level, (Beat Ultra Instict r/WWW Goku), possibly Outerverse Level (Once stated to be able to kill the One Above All with no sweat) | At least Boundless (Stomped Azathoth, Death Incarnate, Zeno and the One Above All at once despite being disemboweled and had it's all of blood entirely replaced with lava), likely GORILLA

Speed: Superhuman (Was once said to be faster and more agile than any human in real life but i couldn't manage to find the comment so sorry /:, comparable to episode 1 Goku who jumped over clean from a sword slash by a skilled warrior) | Massively FTL+ (Comparable to joke composite r/whowouldwin chimp, who is stated to be MFTL+) | At least Massively FTL+ (Should be superior to before due to training) | Omnipresent (Superior to likes of Azathoth, The One Above All and etc.), likely GORILLA

Lifting Strength: At least Class 5 (Can lift and throw kodiak bears around whose can weigh up to 725kg/1600lbs, can lift 1814kg/4000lbs on it's head, once stated to be able to lift almost 4309kg/9500lbs, massively scales above serious composite r/whowouldwin chimp, who could rip-off Mike Tyson's arms from his body), likely Class 10 (Once stated to be "near 5-tonner", can lift 27 times of it's own weight which ranges from 136kg/300lbs to 195kg/430lbs) | Unknown | Unknown | At least Irrelevant, likely GORILLA

Striking Strength: At least Wall Class (Same with Attack Potency) | Galaxy to Universal, possibly Outerversal (Same with Attack Potency) | At least Universal, possibly Outerversal (Same with Attack Potency) | At least True Infinity, likely GORILLA (Same with Attack Potency)

Durability: At least Wall Level (Should be comparable or at least close to its Attack Potency, it's skull is so thick it can't be penetrate by bullets, massively scales above serious composite r/whowouldwin chimp, who could tank Mike Tyson's blows with absolutelly no damage, comparable to episode 1 Goku at durability, who tanks bullets with mostly no damage and an axe that hits his head breaks) | Galaxy to Universe Level, possibly Outerverse Level (Should be comparable or at least close to its Attack Potency) | At least Universe Level, possibly Outerverse Level (Should be comparable or at least close to its Attack Potency) | At least Boundless, likely Gorilla (Should be comparable or at least close to its Attack Potency)

Stamina: Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Infinite, likely GORILLA

Range: Extended Melee Range | Extended Melee Range, Tens of Meters with Energy Projection | Extended Melee Range, Tens of Meters with Energy Projection | At least Boundless, likely GORILLA

Standard Equipment: Nine inch thick skull | Nine inch thick skull | Nine inch thick skull | GORILLA inch thick skull

Intelligence: Above Average (Described as "pretty smart", described as "tricky bastard" and is able to use jungle for it's advantage) | Genius (Has mastered every type of real world martial arts, is master of karate tecniques that allows it to break necks of other animals) | Genius | Genius, likely GORILLA

Weaknesses: None notable | None notable | None notable | It's nine inch thicc skull implied to be vulnerable againist r/whowouldcirclejerk Batgos

Others[]

Notable Victories:

r/whowouldwin Goku

A Grizzly Bear

A Kodiak Bear

Azathoth

The One Above All

Zeno

Death Incarnate

Notable Losses:

None, I mean like how are you supposed to win against the peak of nature?

Inconclusive Matches:

Batgos