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Composite Existence

Summary[]

It is all that has power in the natural world, the perfect creature.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 4-A

Name: Composite Existence

Origin: The Real World what-if? mergings

Gender: Inapplicable

Age: 13.772 billion years

Classification: Existence

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Master Martial Artist, Weapon Mastery, Genius Intelligence, Enhanced Senses (A wide variety of animals (humans included), and machines possess senses far above a normal person's senses. 360 degree vision, [although typically near-sighted] fishing spiders can detect where fish are in the water just by feeling the vibrations on the surface, spiders can smell with their feet and feel vibrations in the air around them with the hairs on their body. Infrared sensitive receptors, extremely heightened sense of smell, which works even underwater. Has an extremely sensitive vibration detection, binocular vision, an Internal Compass [Red Salmon], heartbeat detection (Sawfish), Sharp Teeth (Tiger Fish, Piranha), and an enhanced smell (Catfish)), Stealth Mastery, Vehicular Mastery, Enhanced Accuracy, Master at survival skills, Master Scientist, Master writer, Master artist, Master tactician, Master strategist, Master sportsman, thousands of other abilities and skill sets. Bodily Weaponry (Weaponized nose [Marlin/Swordfish/Sawfish], a slimy film that protects it from stingers like that of an anemone (Clownfish), body armor (Box fish), retractable spikes below eyes (Clown Loach), Tarantulas can flick the urticating hairs off of their abdomen in a predator's face as a defense), Electricity Manipulation (Electric Catfish/Electric Eel, and Bee), Flight and Spaceflight (Self-explanatory), Temporary gliding/flight (Flying Fish), Pseudo-Flight (Can glide through the air by flinging itself off a sufficiently high place and using its aerodynamic body to maneuver itself), Poison Manipulation (Poisonous stingers [Trigger fish, Lion fish]. Vampire bats have venom that prevent blood from clotting, allowing the victim to continue bleeding for them to feed. Processes every poison humans have currently stored. Has an extremely lethal venom [causes involuntary muscle contractions, Prevents natural muscle contractions such as those within the heart, paralyzes nerves, ruptures cells, dismantles the molecular structure of the area around the venom, destroys red blood cells, and Disables blood clotting, can also kill around 3300 to 4750 adult humans]. Has toxin manipulation via sap and fruit. Possesses a composite venom of every spider known to man. More of the poison is explained in the explanations), Light Manipulation (Anglerfish, and light based weaponry. Otherwise self-explanatory), Minor Water Manipulation (Via Arrowfish and archerfish. There are many organisms, who's involved in water purification), Body Control (Body inflation [Blowfish, Pufferfish], expanding mouth, stomach (Black Swallower], and many others), Freeze-resistant bloodstream (Antartic Toothfish), Camouflauge (Stonefish, Pirate Fish, Flounder), Survival on land (Mudskipper), Can breathe through their skin (Catfish can breathe through the cells instead of using gills entirely), Regeneration (High), Can spit venom up to two meters, Possesses the tail rattle of a rattlesnake. Duplication (Over time), Plant Manipulation, Limited and True Absorption (Can absorb Solar, Hydro, Wind, Geothermal, Biomass, Oil, Coal, and Nuclear energy. Capable of feeding on oil, light, heat, water and radiation, likely more), Hacking, Self-Destruction, Disease Manipulation (Processes every biological weapon humans have currently stored, can easily spread disease and bacteria which humans die from), Acid Manipulation (Self-explanatory. Also has every disease that humans have currently stored. Can also release digestive fluids from its mouth which can turn its prey's insides into soup), Madness Manipulation (Types 1 and 2), can cause sea sickness, Longevity. Can jump 30 times its body length (Wheel Spider), Acrobatics (Self-explanatory. Can also do cartwheels and flip down hills to escape from predators (Wheel Spider)), Can use their silk in various ways (See notable attacks and techniques below), Hair Manipulation (Tarantulas can attack by brushing the needle-like barbed hairs off of their backsides into a predator's eyes as a defense), Illusion Creation and UV Light Reflection (The Garden Spider uses its UV-light reflecting silk patterns to trick bees into thinking its web is a flower, Orb Weaver Spiders use their UV-light reflecting silk to bind together debris and form life-sized replicas of themselves to trick enemies), Sound Manipulation (Via sonar and other means), Immortality (Types 1, 2, 3 and 6), Danmaku (Via Hwacha, machine guns, and missile launchers), Homing Attacks (Via heat seeking missiles), Limited Fire, Explosive, Smoke, Water, Ice, Air, Electricity, Sound, Light, Heat, Plasma, and Radiation Weaponry (Via flamethrowers, explosives, smoke bombs, liquid nitrogen, powerful fans/vacuums, teasla canons, tasers, lasers, light based weapons, flash grenades, microwave weapons, plasma weaponary, and nukes/nuclear material), Limited Anti-matter Manipulation (has all the anti-matter created by humans), Extrasensory Perception (Can see infrared, electric fields and many more. Can use Sonar, Heat, and Heartbeats to track enemies), Regeneration Nullification (Mid-Low via venom), Can repair damage as long as it’s A.I., power sources, and repair tools aren’t damaged, Limited Gravity Manipulation (Via gravity simulation machines), Magnetism, Minor Spatial Manipulation (Can create vacuums in controlled areas), Large Size (Type 3), Creation, Size Manipulation, Possession (Via Cordyceps), Thread Manipulation, Ink Manipulation, Fungus Manipulation (Via various types of fungus), Corrosion Inducement (Can rust metal), Heat Manipulation (Via bee, pistol shrimp and tibetan monks, who practice tummo), Blood Manipulation (Via Horned Lizard), Empathic Manipulation (Via Ninja Slug Love-Darts), Biological Manipulation (Via Ninja Slug Love-Darts and hydra), Age Manipulation (Capable of manipulating most of the factors listed here. Turritopsis nutricula is a small hydrozoan that once reaching adulthood, can transfer its cells back to childhood), Pain Manipulation, Perception Manipulation, Minor Earth Manipulation (Via lithoautotrophs), Status Effect Inducement, Forcefield Creation (Can undergo cryptobiosis, which covers the body in a glass-like substance, granting increased Resistance to Heat Manipulation, Ice Manipulation, Radiation Manipulation, extreme pressure, and the ability to survive in a vacuum), Durability Negation, Fusionism, Cyborgization, Necromancy, Spin Dash, Elasticity, Breath Attack, Instinctive Reaction, Possibly Fire Manipulation, Berserk Mode, Transformation, Minor Transmutation (Via organisms, who's using chemosynthesis, it is the biological conversion of one or more carbon-containing molecules (usually carbon dioxide or methane) and nutrients into organic matter using the oxidation of inorganic compounds (e.g., hydrogen gas, hydrogen sulfide) or methane as a source of energy), Information Manipulation and Matter Manipulation (Through a White hole's abilities), likely Shapeshifting, Accelerated Development, and likely more (Assuming that hydra is able to genetically modify itself, it might result in more abilities).

Limited Resistance to Electricity, Sound, Acid, Heat, and Minor Cold Temperatures. Minor Resistance to Acid (Picrophilus and P. oshimae are the most acidophilic organisms currently known, with the ability to grow at a pH of -0.06.) and Alkali Manipulation (Natronomonas grows under highly alkaline conditions of pH around 11). Resistance to Life, Death, Pain, Blood, Acupuncture, Pressure Points, Biological, Dream, Empathic, Morality, Sleep, Dream, Willpower, Telepathy, Madness, Memory, Mind, and Soul Manipulation (Due to being a machine), Hacking (Via firewalls), Poison, Disease, Radiation, Extreme Pressures (Can survive being in the deepest parts of the ocean); Blood, Pain, Sleep, Bone, Dream, Empathic, Perception, Memory, Morality, Biological (Due to lacking nucleic acids in prions), Willpower, Madness, Mind (Via organisms who lack those things), Radiation (Thermococcus gammatolerans can withstand doses of up to 30,000 Gy, and an instantaneous dose of up to 5,000 Gy with no loss of viability. Prions have extreme resistance to UV and ionizing radiation), Poison, Heat (Geogemma barossii is able to reproduce at 121 °C (250 °F). 130 °C (266 °F) is biostatic for Strain 121, meaning that although growth is halted, the archaeum remains viable, and can resume reproducing once it has been transferred to a cooler medium), Ice, Gravity (Via paracoccus denitrificans), Fire, Disease, Light Manipulation (Can resist UV light), Spatial Manipulation (Can survive in a vacuum), Telepathy and Pressure Points. Immune to Poisons/Venoms

Attack Potency: Multi-Solar System

Speed: Speed of Light (Light is the fastest stuff in the universe)

Lifting Strength: Stellar (To hold itself up from it's shear mass)

Striking Strength: Multi-Solar System (Largest black hole mass= 21000000000 solar mass and moving at the speed of light it would go 1.88739E+57 J)

Durability: Irrelevant (You can’t destroy a black hole with brute force it only becomes bigger, this does not mean that it can’t be defeated, via hax or high enough tier could work)

Stamina: Likely Endless (From viruses), otherwise extremely high

Range: Interstellar by sheer size

Standard Equipment: Nothing and everything (Contains all weapon traits from the real world giving it access to all of them)

Intelligence:  Genius by the smartest thing's highest intelligence (Is equal to composite human, “Holds a degree in every field of study on earth. Can solve any equation/problem ever solved. Is a master at every form of combat ever created. Knows how to play every single sport and instrument. Knows every single story, piece of media or work of fiction every conceived. Knows every historical event that has ever been documented or experienced. Fluency of every language. Possesses every single skill or talent that a human has ever had”) Possibly Supergenius (From supercomputers), Nigh-Omniscience (Knows all of the natural world)

Weaknesses: None notable

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