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Summary[]

Mainstream children are often referred to indolescents often encountered on the internet playing games such as TF2, Minecraft, etc. Most of which are incredibly toxic, which would then mean they'll pelt you with their measly spelling and/or scream at you hard enough to generate more than 200 decibels. They tend to lose arguments in a matter of minutes due to 'CYBER BOOLES' or 'NOOBS'.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Ranges from 10-C to 10-B, Possibly higher if screaming into mic hard enough

Name: Mainstream kid, squeaker

Origin: Real Life

Gender: Varies, most are male

Age: 7-12, sometimes 13-16

Classification: Prepubescent homosapien

Powers and Abilities: High voice, screaming, complaining, crying over cosmetics, bad spelling.

Attack Potency: Below Average Human level physically (despite threatening they'll 'beat you in a fight in real life, they're simply 3'5-4 feet tall children that feel the urge to try and intimidate you) Sub-average via internet (They often lose arguments against more intelligent people and use claims akin to the likes of 'u have no life XDXDX' or 'LOL I PWNED U LOL :D'.) Peak human via screaming (If screaming hard enough into their mic, they can bust somebody's eardrums due to their mouse voice)

Speed: Average Human (They're simply children)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human level (They are small children physically)

Striking Strength: Below Average Human level (They are still small children, what did you expect still)

Durability: Below Average Human level (Then again, they are height-impaired primates in which are not adolescent as of this date, in which do not bear the physical properties akin to the likes of a fully developed male/female)

Stamina: Below Average Human level (They lose arguments within a few minutes, possibly higher if enraged)

Range:  Melee range, a couple of feet if screaming hard enough

Standard Equipment: Virus-filled Desktop/laptop, Minecraft T-shirt.

Intelligence: Learning Impaired (They easily lose flame wars due to their weak vocabulary, attention span, and overall intellect)

Weaknesses: 'CYBER BOOLIES', being 'jumpscared' by animatronics, intelligent people, being told facts.

Feats:  None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques: 

Screaming: Capable of screaming into a low-quality microphone to create a blood-rippling noise that bursts your eardrums.

Key: Pre-pubescent child | Angry squeaker | Post-pubescent squeaker | 'MLG NOSKOPER XDXD FUNI MEME'

Note: The stats given are from mainstream children you encounter upon the depths of the internet.

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