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Cobra Commander

Summary[]

Cobra Commander is a fanatical leader who rules with an iron fist and demands total loyalty or allegiance. His objective is total control of the world's governments, people, wealth, and resources, brought about by revolution and chaos. He is believed to have personally led uprisings in the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and other trouble spots, while being held responsible for kidnapping scientists, businessmen, and military leaders, forcing them to reveal their top level secrets.

Over the years, Cobra Commander has suffered assassination attempts, and even an imposter posing as him for a time. However, he always manages to find a way out of every situation, having become a constant foil for the G.I. Joe Team, who have ended up fighting Cobra almost exclusively. No matter how dire or unscathed, Cobra Commander's hatred and drive have only grown ruthless and more focused.

Dangerously destabilized, Cobra Commander's persona runs the gamut from friendly and charismatic, to terrifyingly brutal and psychopathic. His charm can twist intentions and morals, so that his rhetoric actually reads as plausible and relatable to his minions. Psychoanalysts who have studied his case files, have described him as an ingenious hustler with visions of grandeur, which makes him all the more dangerous. Most dictators are hampered by pretending to pursue a noble cause, but Cobra Commander does not have that problem. He hopes to fray the fabric of society, using terrorism, tyranny, and economic slavery, to uproot the existing power structures around the world.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C, Far Higher With Inventions

Name: Unknown known only as Cobra Commander

Origin: G.I. Joe

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human, Terrorist leader, Former Used Car Salesman

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Weapon Mastery (Skilled Marksman and Swordsman), Social Influencing, Skilled hand to hand combatant, Vehicular Mastery (Can pilot various flying vehicles), Preparation, Hacking (Can hack into communication lines), Energy Projection (with various laser weapons), Transmutation (Made spores that slowly mutate victims into reptilian forms the longer there exposed to it) Duplication (Can create clones of himself and can clone dinosaurs), Explosion Manipulation (With Grenades), Flight (With jetpack), Biological Manipulation (Used the DNA from various deceased rulers to create Serpentor), Expert Mechanic (He created various machines, Cobra Robots and Flying Fortresses)

Attack Potency: Street Level (Can trade blows with other G.I. Joe members, lifted a metal chair that was bolted to the ground off it's hinges) Far Higher with Inventions (Created a laser gun that could easily carve his face on the Moons surface)

Speed: Peak Human Possibly Relativistic (Was able to dodge multiple lasers be shot at him)

Lifting Strength: Peak Human (Can easily manhandle people and throw them around, lifted a metal chair that was bolted to the ground off it's hinges)

Striking Strength: Street Level

Durability: Street Level (Survived getting hit so hard he was sent flying into a brick wall, Survived being launched out of a exploding helicopter)

Stamina: High

Range: Standard Melee Range, Higher with Weapons

Standard Equipment: His Helmet, pistols, Laser Guns, His Scepter Grenades, etc

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Created dozens of advance weapons and machines including cloning machine, dinosaurs, giant monsters, giant robots, flying battleships, miniature troops stowed away inside Christmas presents, and clones of himself that he can use as decoys, he is a skilled manipulator who has caused dozens of terrorist events and uprising across the globe, he's escaped Prison in a short amount of time, survived multiple assassination attempts and created his own currency)

Weaknesses: Is Arrogant, short-tempered and can be cowardly at times

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