| “ | Go Ahead, Make my Day! | „ |
| ~ Clint Eastwood |
| “ | "When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leaned forward, looked me straight in the eyes, and said: 'Because Clint Eastwood is no joke'." | „ |
| “ | Do you feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm asking. You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin. And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker. Leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese Checkers. I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable, no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel... | „ |
| ~ Clint Eastwood killing Bruce Lee |
Summary[]
Clinton Eastwood Jr. (born May 31, 1930) is an American actor, film director, composer, and producer. After achieving success in the Western TV series Rawhide, he rose to international fame with his role as the "Man with No Name" in Italian filmmaker Sergio Leone's Dollars Trilogy of Spaghetti Westerns during the mid-1960s, and as antihero cop Harry Callahan in the five Dirty Harry films throughout the 1970s and 1980s. These roles, among others, have made Eastwood an enduring cultural icon of masculinity. His accolades include four Academy Awards, four Golden Globe Awards, three César Awards, and an AFI Life Achievement Award.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C Physically, up to 7-A with Weapons. Memetic+ with Magical Handguns.
Name: Clinton Eastwood Jr, The Man with No Name, Walter Kowalski, Harry Callahan, Blondey, Josey Wales, The Widowmaker, etc.
Origin: Real Life
Gender: Male
Age: 94 Years Old
Classification: Human, Cowboy, Bounty Hunter, War Veteran, Detective, Inspector, Boxing Coach, Trail Boss, Actor, Director, amongst many others...
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Longevity, Genius Intelligence, Enhanced Senses (Has extremely acute hearing, capable of picking out sounds that the average person cannot[1]; Capable of precisely tracking a far-off hiding spot, deep within a maze, using only the wind that brings the faintest smell of roasting meat[2]; Has the eyesight of a hawk, capable of discerning far-off horsemen[3]; Has a very good general instinct for danger[4], intuition[5] and perception[6]; Out of a sheer instinct of danger, without even looking, he shot a man behind him straight between the eyes[7]), Skilled Hand to Hand Combatant (Became a Corporal during the Civil War, a Lieutenant during WW2, was an ex-Green Beret during the Vietnam War, was in The Navy, and was a Marine/Soldier during the Korean War. Is a skilled Boxer and Boxing Coach.), Social Influencing (Is a manipulative smooth talker, a successful politician, and quite the ladies man), Supernatural Willpower, Preparation, Weapon Mastery (A legendarily skilled Marksman and Gunslinger, as well as a proficient Swordsman, Bowman, and Knife-Thrower), Vehicular Mastery (Is a skilled Driver and Horseback Rider. Can fly Jets, and drive a Motorcycle, a Golf Cart, A School Bus, and a Steam Train), Pressure Points (Killed a Corrupt Cop by striking his neck multiple times), Stealth Mastery (Escaped from Alcatraz, and snuck into a Soviet Aircraft base to steal a Jet. Can sneak up on Chuck Norris), Healing (Was a Navy Medic), Instinctive Reaction (With Quick Draw/Fanning), Fear Manipulation on a Conceptual Level (Is the one thing that Chuck Norris fears. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.), Regeneration (Low-Mid, grew his leg back after he cut it off, has survived being beaten half to death, being hung, severe skin damage from walking about in the desert for days, and getting shot numerous times, likely scales to Chuck Norris, who healed from a broken neck. High-Mid with Ghost Rider's Powers.), Explosion Manipulation (With Dynamite, L.A.W.S Rockets, WW2 Autocannon, Anti Tank Cannon, and Portable Rocket Launcher), Fire Manipulation (With Napalm Bombs), Summoning and Limited Technology Manipulation (Can defuse Bombs. Has access to a remote controlled exploding car, created a heavily armored school bus that survived thousands of rounds of ammunition, stole The MiG-31 Firefox, which has various gun, missiles, and a cloaking device. Has access to a satellite that has nuclear missiles.), Possibly Weather Manipulation (A lightning storm started up upon his arrival, although it's unknown if he was controlling it or not), Holy Manipulation (Was a Preacher, and was created by God to fight Chuck Norris), Hellfire Manipulation, Chain Manipulation, Transmutation, and the Penance Stare (Has access to Ghost Rider's abilities), Possibly Incorporeality (Was implied to be a Vengeful Spirit in High Plains Drifter and Pale Rider), Teleportation and Sand Manipulation (Can vanish from sight within sandstorms), Meme Manipulation (Can create Memes), Damage Reduction (With his card, Bullet proof vests, and metal grate), Non-Physical Interaction, Immortality Negation, Regeneration Negation, and Resurrection Negation with Magical Pistols. Resistance to Severe Pain, Poison Manipulation (Survived being poisoned in The Eiger Sanction. Despite drinking a lot more than everyone else in a party, he was, by far, the least drunk of all of them, ending up just a little buzzed by it), and Fear Manipulation on a Conceptual Level (Is completely unfazed by Chuck Norris, who is terrifying enough to scare The Grim Reaper, Inanimate Objects, Father Time, and Concepts such as Space, Evil, Logic, and Fear.)
Attack Potency: Street Level Physically (Sent a man flying with a slap, has knocked people out with one hit many times.), up to Mountain Level with Weapons (Has Access to a Soviet Satellite that has six nuclear Missiles), Memetic+ with Magical Handguns (Was created by God to give Chuck Norris something to fear, and is strong enough to kill him. Has many times been stated to be vastly above Chuck Norris in terms of power due to being "no joke", and Chuck Norris checks under his bed for him every night.)
Speed: Subsonic+ (Can dodge bullets and outdraw even the most highly trained of gunslingers.), Massively FTL+ with Magical Handguns.
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Threw three people off a train with a single shove, can throw around and bully people twice his size with ease.), Class M with Vehicles and Ghost Rider powers...
Striking Strength: Street Class, Small Building Class to Memetic Class with Weapons/Vehicles...
Durability: Street Level (Survived a beating from a dozen men with minor injuries, Survived being in close range of a dynamite explosion, tanked several shots from a rifle, Survived a plane crash.), Small Building Level with Vehicles (Created a heavily armored School Bus, Owns a Police car that is completely bulletproof, his Satellite should at least have durability around this level...)
Stamina: Extremely High (Survived being lynched on a tree by gangsters, getting his leg amputated, swam 3 miles after surviving a plane crash, and wandered 30 miles through a desert without food or water before collapsing. Survived being covered in fire ants, and being bitten so much that he described the pain as similar to being set on fire, yet he didn't make a sound. Has survived being shot and severely beaten multiple times and lived to fight another day.)
Range: Melee Range, up to Planetary with Preparation and Weapons. Multiversal with Magical Pistols...
Standard Equipment: 44. Magnum, Two Revolvers, Magical Handguns, Shotgun, Rifle, Samurai Sword, Civil War Minigun, Bow and Arrows, Claymore, Switchblade, a Whip, Dynamite, Portable Rocket Launcher, Harpoon Gun, Gatling Gun, Auto Cannon, Golf Clubs, MiG-31 Firefox, Satellite Nukes, and much more...
Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Has fought in The American Civil War, The Vietnam War, The Korean War, and in World War 1 and 2. Has killed dozens of men in duels, one time shooting down four men in just two seconds, another time clearing an entire room of gangsters single handedly after they killed his friend. Has defeated multiple Confederate/Union Soldiers, Corrupt Cops, Serial Killers, Gangsters, Cartel Members, and Thugs in gun fights. Has been a Bounty Hunter, Soldier, Bank Robber, FBI Agent, Director, Adventurer, Detective, Inspector, Horticulturist, Boxing Coach, Trail Boss, Actor, Director, Singer, Mechanic, History Professor, Mountain Climber, Baseball Scout, Lifeguard, Paper Carrier, Grocery Clerk, Firefighter, Policemen, Detective, and Golf Caddy. He once killed a Kaiju sized Tarantula with a Fighter Jet, escaped from Alcatraz, and developed technology that would later be used to create an advanced Satellite with six nuclear missile launchers. He is able to speak multiple languages, was the former mayor of the Californian City Carmel-by-the-Sea, and curb stomped Bruce Lee in a Rap Battle.)
Weaknesses: Is somewhat old, grumpy, and cantankerous.
Respect Threads:
wikipedia:Clint Eastwood filmography
w:c:vsbattles:Man with No Name (Dollars Trilogy)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Bruce Lee (Defeated him in a rap battle, not an actual fight)
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches:
Imaginary Obama (Debated with an imaginary Obama, leading to mixed results.)