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Name: Carlos "Chuck" Norris

Origin: The Wrecking Crew (first appearance in movies, uncredited though), Return of the Dragon (official appearance)

Gender: Male

Age: 75

Classification: God of the Internet World

Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, Super Speed, Beyond Indestructibility, Super Punch, Omni-Martial Artist, Omni-Language, Omni-Weapon, Omni-Magic, Beyond Omnipotence, Omniscience, and Omnipresence, Reality Warping, Space-Time Manipulation, Flight, Telepathy, Telekinesis, Heat Vision, Kamehameha, Hadoken, Final Flash, Galik Gun, Spirit Bomb, Special Beam Canon, and every other Ki Attack in existence, Shape-Shifting, Teleportation, Pyrokinesis, Can summon anyone and anything (even things that don't even exist), Every single Super Power you can possibly and impossibly think of, Can defeat anyone and anything (including Omnipotents), Invisibility, Force Fields, Molecular Manipulation, Life-Death Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Mind Control, Super Mathematics, Super Weaving, Super Knitting, Super Hypnosis, Super Jumping, Roundhouse Kick,Badassery Embodiment, etc.

Destructive Capacity: Building level with equipment | Norris level+

Lifting Strength: Peak Human+ | Stronger than Omnipotents

Striking Strength: Peak Human+, Class KJ with Roundhouse Kick | Stronger than Omnipotents (defeated a multiversal Black Hole with a Roundhouse Kick)

Speed: Peak Human | Massively faster than Omnipresent

Stamina: Peak Human | More than Infinite

Range: Melee range, higher with equipment | Beyond Infinite

Intelligence: Knowledge on Martial Artists | Smarter than Omniscients

Durability: Peak Human | Can survive anything whatsoever

Standard Equipment: Guns, Doge

Weaknesses: He restricts himself to use his true power because he feels like it | None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques: 

-Roundhouse Kick: A powerful kick that can kill anyone.

-Kill Stare


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Chuck Norris Notable Feats:

Killed two stones with one bird, defeated a black hole with a Roundhouse Kick, froze hell, defeated The One Above All, destroyed the Omniverse with a burp, defeated Sonic and Flash in a race just standing there, conquered Asgard, Stalemated Batman Super Saiyan Mode with prep time, Stalemated Squirrel Girl, Built a robot that makes Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Elder God Demonbane look like children's play toys, crushed millions of Omniverses with his bare hand.

Chuck Norris's Victories and Losses

Notable Victories:

The One Above All

The Presence

Sonic

Goku

Mario

Naruto Uzumaki

Megaman

Monkey D. Luffy

Ichigo Kurosaki (Aizen tried to help Ichigo in this fight)

Sailor Moon

Pegasus Seiya

Beerus

Pre Crisis Superman

Thor

Living Tribunal

Galactus

Darkseid

Hulk

Anti-Monitor

Alucard

Light Yagami (Chuck Norris is immune to the Death Note)

Voldemort

Harry Potter

And every other fictional character.

Hitler

Notable Losses:

Bruce Lee

Stalemates:

Squirrel Girl

Segatha Sanshiro

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