
“ | Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose | „ |
~ Chuck Fucking Norris |
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least High 3-A
Name: Chuck Norris
Origin: Epic Rap Battles of History
Gender: Male
Age: Thousands of years old (Invented rap with his heartbeat, making him older than Leonidas, Genghis Khan, Lao Tzu, Boba Fett and other similarly ancient rappers)
Classification: Cosmic being?
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Type 1), Broadway Force, Martial Arts, Regeneration (Mid, survived being crushed flat under a pile of pennies), Size Manipulation, Rage Power, Light Manipulation (Passively emits a Bright Blinding Aura when he gets mad), Cloth Manipulation (Can magically switch outfits), Fire Manipulation and Weather Manipulation (Caused fires and a thunderstorm with his rage), Probability Manipulation (Simply allows you to lose), Water Manipulation (Water allows itself to be around him), Healing (can cure cancer with his tears...)
Attack Potency: At least High Universe level (Claimed to be "everyone's master", which should make him stronger than The Doctor, who was effortlessly capable of summoning an infinite number of himself. Superior to Neil DeGrasse Tyson who created a universe, which he described as being infinite in size)
Speed: At least FTL (Moves so fast that the speed of light wishes it was faster), likely Immeasurable (Far faster than Bill and Ted who traveled the 4th-Dimension)
Lifting Strength: At least Class E (Could "Split The Union with a Roundhouse Kick.")
Striking Strength: At least High Universal
Durability: At least High Universe level (Took hits from, but ultimately got "fucked up" by Bruce Lee, which should still put him below Clint Eastwood.)
Stamina: Probably infinite
Range: At least Multiversal+
Standard Equipment: Two black belts, his cowboy hat, probably some guns...
Intelligence: At least Gifted (Skilled rapper, and should have thousands of years of experience due to his age...)
Weaknesses: Bad temper and a massive ego.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Abraham Lincoln
Notable Losses:
Bruce Lee
Inconclusive Matches: