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Summary[]

Chuck Norris Strong? Ha, He is a weakling.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Generously 9-C, more likely 10-A

Name: Charles Ray Norris

Origin: His parents (No he did not create the universe, or even the Big Bang)

Gender: Still Male

Age: 76 years, Once again he did not die yet. Death is only waiting a few more years to tell him.

Classification: A HUMAN BEING, and only that.

Powers and Abilities: Nigh- Peak human physical characteristics, Martial Arts expert, S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶e̶n̶g̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶S̶p̶e̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶y̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶n̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶u̶c̶t̶i̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶P̶u̶n̶c̶h̶,̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶-̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶A̶r̶t̶i̶s̶t̶,̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶-̶L̶a̶n̶g̶u̶a̶g̶e̶,̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶-̶W̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶-̶M̶a̶g̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶y̶o̶n̶d̶O̶m̶n̶i̶p̶o̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ W̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶ ̶M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶y̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶O̶m̶n̶i̶p̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶R̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶W̶a̶r̶p̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶c̶e̶-̶T̶i̶m̶e̶M̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶F̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶T̶e̶l̶e̶p̶a̶t̶h̶y̶,̶ ̶T̶e̶l̶e̶k̶i̶n̶e̶s̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶H̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶V̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶K̶a̶m̶e̶h̶a̶m̶e̶h̶a̶,̶ ̶H̶a̶d̶o̶k̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶F̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶F̶l̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶G̶a̶l̶i̶k̶ ̶G̶u̶n̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶i̶r̶i̶t̶ ̶B̶o̶m̶b̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶B̶e̶a̶m̶ ̶C̶a̶n̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶K̶i̶ ̶A̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶S̶h̶a̶p̶e̶-̶S̶h̶i̶f̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶T̶e̶l̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶P̶y̶r̶o̶k̶i̶n̶e̶s̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶C̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶u̶m̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶(̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶)̶,̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶P̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶,̶ ̶C̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶f̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶(̶i̶n̶c̶l̶u̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶O̶m̶n̶i̶p̶o̶t̶e̶n̶t̶s̶)̶,̶ ̶I̶n̶v̶i̶s̶i̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ ̶F̶i̶e̶l̶d̶s̶,̶ ̶M̶o̶l̶e̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶L̶i̶f̶e̶-̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶S̶o̶u̶l̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶M̶a̶t̶h̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶s̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶W̶e̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶K̶n̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶H̶y̶p̶n̶o̶s̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶m̶p̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶R̶o̶u̶n̶d̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶K̶i̶c̶k̶,,̶ ̶e̶t̶c̶.̶ (All Removed by Bruce Lee)

Attack Potency: Generously Street Level, Likely Athlete Level (Couldn't even beat Bruce Lee)

Speed: Generously Street Level, Likely Athlete Level (Couldn't even outspeed Bruce Lee)

Lifting Strength: Generously Street Level

Striking Strength: Generously Class KJ, (Couldn't even beat Bruce Lee)

Durability: Less Than Bruce Lee Level.

Stamina: Peak Human, Far Less when you rip off his beard.

Range: Melee, more with weapons?

Standard Equipment: Probably has some weapon, but it doesn't matter since Bruce Lee beat him and Knocked out all access to his weapons.

Intelligence: Average, Slightly higher in terms of Combat. 

Weaknesses: NORMAL HUMAN WEAKNESSES!!!!!! (And also holding onto his beard)

Notable Attacks/Techniques: RoundHouse Kick- Your everyday average kick

Punch- A standard Punch

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ S̶t̶a̶r̶e̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶T̶o̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶n̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶k̶-̶1̶4̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶R̶P̶G̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶E̶x̶p̶l̶o̶s̶i̶v̶e̶s̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶G̶r̶a̶n̶a̶d̶e̶s̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶F̶i̶s̶t̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

C̶h̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶O̶m̶e̶g̶a̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

D̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶e̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

D̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶E̶l̶s̶e̶-̶ ̶R̶e̶m̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶c̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶e̶

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses: All Tier 9 and above characters

Bruce Lee (Chuck Norris <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bruce Lee)

Inconclusive Matches: