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Chris Chan (Comic Character)

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“ Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme! „
~ Chris Chan

“ Electric-Hedgehog Power! „
~ Chris Chan during his transformations

“ At the end of this battle, every last curse I gave you will be null and void, yet you will not be forgiven for your deeds, Slaweel Ryam. Your terror ends here!!! „
~ Collosal Chris Chan before engaging in his final battle with Slaweel

“ Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme! „
~ Chris Chan

“ Electric-Hedgehog Power! „
~ Chris Chan during her transformations

“ So, I dare say with all due respect to the Lord: meh „
~ Chris abandoning God for Hyperdimensional Neptunia goddesses

Summary[]

Christine Weston Chandler, formerly Christian Weston Chandler and nicknamed Chris Chan, is the mother of Sonichu and main protagonist of the CWCville webcomic. Her father, Bob Chandler, was the founder of CWCville, and Chris Chan has since inherited her father's mayorship. Alongside her son, Sonichu, Chris defends CWCville from various threats based on real people and events from the author's life.

It is later revealed that Chris Chan is CPU Blue Heart, a goddess who is destined to merge our universe with a fictional one.

Powers and Abilities[]

Tier: 7-B, far higher as Collosal Chris Chan | 7-A physically, 5-B with powers, 2-C with the Dimensional Merge

Key: Classic | Post-Awakening

Name: Chris Chan, Christine Weston Chandler (Currently), Christian Weston Chandler (Formerly), Christopher Weston Chandler (Birth name), Chris Chan Sonichu, Collosal Chris Chan, CPU Blue Heart

Origin: CWCville

Age: 23-38

Gender: Male (1982-2014) to Female (2014-present)

Classification: Human, mayor of CWCville, Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, goddess, chosen one

Powers and Abilities:

All previous abilities to a greater extent, plus:

All previous abilities to a greater extent, plus:

  • Flight
  • Technology Manipulation, Hacking, Immersion, and Data Manipulation (Transferred her consciousness into Alec's computer by connecting to its USB port with her finger, before hacking into Alec's account, finding the IP addresses of the Asperpedia Four, blocking them, and deleting their accounts)
  • Resurrection (Scales to Ultra Sonichu, who brought Zelina Rosechu back from the dead)
  • Mind Manipulation (Scales to Ultra Sonichu, who removed Asperger's syndrome and homosexuality from various Asperchu characters)
  • Cloth Manipulation (Scales to Ultra Sonichu, who created new clothes for the characters from Asperchu to wear)
  • Resistance to BFR (Casually exited the Dark Mirror Hole)}}

All previous abilities, plus:

Attack Potency: City level (Can fight alongside Sonichu, who launched Sonic into Metal Sonichu with enough force to send him to the moon, making him this powerful), far higher as Collosal Chris Chan (Far stronger than before, to the point where Electric Hedgehog Pokémon comparable to Chris's base form worshiped her and Sonichu as incarnations of God and Jesus) | Mountain level physically (Fought off Sonichu's rape attempt. A alternate version of herself which was stated to be weaker could break mountains with her punches), Planet level with powers (Can use her telekinetic powers to move planets), Low Multiverse level with the Dimensional Merge (Stated that she would merge two universes, C-1218 and C-197, into one universe;)

Speed: At least Hypersonic (Went home and back to take a shower in 3 seconds, making her this fast), FTL as Chris Chan Sonichu (Comparable to Sonichu. Reacted to and blocked a laser beam), far higher as Collosal Chris Chan | At least FTL, likely far higher (Should be much faster than before)

Lifting Strength: Unknown | Unknown physically, Class Y with telekinesis (Can move planets with her mind)

Striking Strength: City level, far higher as Collosal Chris Chan | Mountain level

Durability: City level, far higher as Collosal Chris Chan | Mountain level

Stamina: Superhuman (Can keep fighting after having her heart level shattered to 0% and receiving numerous injuries. Fought in a long war during Issue 13 and was likely its most active participant)

Range: Standard melee range, hundreds of meters with ranged attacks, multi-universal with the Dimensional Merge

Standard Equipment: Sonichu Medallion, Amethyst ring, Subspace Cube

Intelligence: Average

Weaknesses: Autistic. Grapples with loneliness. Chris Chan Sonichu will de-transform if she is hit in the chest | The Dimensional Merge can only be performed on specific dates.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Curse-ye-ha-me-ha: Chris channels anger to her hands, before putting them together at her side and throwing the energy at her opponent. This functions similarly to a typical energy blast, vaporizing those it hits. Additionally, if anyone survives being hit by the blast, they will be cursed with horrible luck.
  • Spin Dash: In her Sonichu form, Chris can curl up into a ball and roll forward at extremely high speeds, completing 200 rotations per minute.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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