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Summary[]

The Chips ahoy cookie is the main protagonist of the commercials of the company called chips ahoy

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Likely 10-C

Name: Unknown, referred to as chips ahoy cookie, the cringe cookie

Origin: Chips ahoy commercials

Gender: Male for all of them

Age: Unknown, for the cookies likely early's 20's mentally. Chips ahoy (the company) was created 57 years ago

Classification: Cookie, Chips Ahoy's Mascot

Powers and Abilities: Cringe Manipulation, Small Size (type 2), Drip Manipulation (He has a respectable drip), Existence erasure (Seen here), Durability Negation via both Existence erasure and cringe manipulation, Duplication (apparently has a lot of copies of himself), Breaking the Fourth Wall (Directly talks to the spectator, can go to the real world if he wants to)

Attack Potency: Likely Below Average level (Should be comparable to an actual cookie), can negate durability

Speed: Likely Below Average human

Lifting Strength: Likely Below Average human

Striking Strength: Likely Below Average human

Durability: Likely Below Average level

Stamina: unknown

Range: a few centimeters, higher with cringe manipulation

Standard Equipment: none

  • Optional Equipment: Shoes, drip equipment, basketball

Intelligence: average

Weaknesses: very weak due to being only a cookie

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Another Chips ahoy cookie

Amogus Amogus Profile

Notable Losses:

Tiky

Dream (Minecraft Speedruns/Minecraft Manhunt) Dream's Profile

Tiky yet again

Amogus Amogus Profile

Literally the nothingness

Dr. Nefario (Despicable Me Series)

Inconclusive Matches: