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Celery

Summary[]

Celery is a vegetable that is basically a stick of lettuce, but more crunch.

Alternatively, it's like less flavorful rhubarb without the death leaf.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 7-C

Name: Celery

Origin: The Ground

Gender: Can be either, but in the plant way.

Age: First recorded being used medicinally in the 16th century, and first recorded as being used as a food source in 1623.

Classification: Apium graveolens

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Plant Manipulation (Is a plant), Skilled Fighter (Choked people from inside), Accelerated Development (Celery grows faster than a human), Light Manipulation and Transmutation (Can turn light into food)

Attack Potency: Town Level (Can choke humans to death, according to this article, and average humans should be comparable to Tsutomu Yamaguchi, who survived two atomic bombs.)

Speed: Below Average Human (Can choke humans to death, but this takes several minutes.)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human (Can support it's own weight.)

Striking Strength: Town Level (You could feasibly hurt an average human by hitting them with a stick of celery.)

Durability: Likely Small Town Level (Can get so thick that it becomes physically hard for a human to snap and must be cut through, and should be comparable to Rhubarb which can do the same.)

Stamina: Can continue growing as long as it has sunlight.

Range: Below Standard Melee Range (Is at least 4 to 7 inches long)

Standard Equipment: Various dressings depending on the circumstance.

Intelligence: Genius. It can turn light into food.

Weaknesses: Considered a food source by the human population, causing it to be bred just to be eaten.

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