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A collection of our Feline Overlords for your pleasure...
Summary[]
Cats originally arrived on Earth in 1764 somewhere in the Bahamas and started their trek towards the Americas from the ocean's depths. They later used dark magic to make George Washington (who was a plumber at the time) start the Revolutionary War. After they won, George gave the Cats his underground lair and became the first Baron of America. Under the cover of a project called "MKULTRA", The wisest of the litter began working on his first Time Machine. In the year 3045, the cats finally succeeded and began scattering their young throughout time and space in order to control the world's greatest superpowers.
However, in the year 2 trillion BC, a young Persian name Tanaku Owawala began a war against the Dinosaurs. When a young Carcharadontosaurus named Steve ate the last slice of pizza after Tanaku called dibs, Tanaku and his fleet of flying Laser Lions waged a thousand-year war against Steve... Who refused to apologize. Steve, with his archaic Red/Green Magic fighting style, could not hope to compete with Tanaku... And was quickly struck down by the laser lions. Omawala continued his rampage, devoid of pizza and committed mass Genocide against the Dinosaurs. Tanaku, seemingly out of remorse, quickly traveled to Egypt in 2692 BC and made a pact with the local Mao of domestication and nonaggression. Most Cats now lay in silence, gathering solar energy using invisible batteries woven into their fur. Cat actually possesses 11 lives, their first lives are incorporeal ghost-like entities and their final life allows them to transcend, seemingly becoming Gods. A cat can bite with the strength of 18,000 PSI and remains unrivaled. They can bite at speeds of around 12,567 MPH. This is, however, the last result for most cats... Due to the resulting atomic explosions, this move causes.
What is the future for Cats and Humans? No one can truly know. Legends tell of a time when Tanaku's seal is broken, and his dominion goes unrivaled to centuries. Following this time, war is said to come known as the "Aclawcalypse" and is predicted to last over a millennium. Who will come out on top? And what would victory mean for the survivors? It won't matter, as a heroic Tabby is prophesized to seize Tanaku Omawala's Time Machine and use it for the betterment of all feline kind. He will find himself at the end of the war and begin the cycle anew. We can only pray that when that day comes, he will be given the pizza that his ancestors were denied...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-B, 7-B with Bite. || Unknown || 9-B, 7-B with Bite, Higher with Laser Lions, 2-C with Preparation.
Name: Cats, Kittens, House Cats, Felis Catus, Felis Silvestris Catus, Tanaku Omawala
Origin: The Amazing Truth (Verse)
Gender: Varies, Tanaku is male
Age: Varies
Classification: Interdimensional Meat Farmers, Conquerors, and Space Explorers.
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Enhanced Senses (A cat can see between 6 and 8 times more than people. They have a field of vision of 200 degrees, while that of humans is 180 and can detect the mood of its owner. Their whiskers are like sensors.), Immortality (Type 4), Small Size (Type 1), Natural Weaponry (Sharp claws and fangs), Super Speed (An average cat can reach more than 50 kph in short bursts. Known to be an incredibly agile animal with fast reflexes.), Magic (Can use Dark Magic to brainwash people), Preparation, Stellar Radiation Absorption, Cyborgization (Partial, Have Batteries woven into their fur), Underwater Breathing (Type 2), Longevity (Cats can live for thousands of years), Resurrection (They have 11 lives), Possibly Non-Corporeality and Intangibility (They are incorporeal in their first life, often being mistaken for Ghosts. Though it is unknown if they keep this ability in later lives), Reactive Evolution (They get stronger and smarter every time they resurrect.), Explosion Manipulation and Radiation Manipulation (Their bites can generate nuclear implosions), Minor Disease Manipulation via Toxoplasmosis (Cats host this disease, and have infected a large portion of the world population with it.), Portal Creation (Can create portals to travel between dimensions), Time Travel and Space/Time Manipulation (With Time Machines.)
All previous abilities minus Small Size, plus Enhanced Intelligence (Created super-advanced technology long before his race had come up with similar equivalents.), Preparation, Time Paradox Immunity, Self Sustenance (Types 2 and 3), Immortality (Type 1, unlike his brethren, Tanaku cannot die through aging, as he has been around for countless eons.), Weapon Mastery (Owns a sword and shield), Horseback Riding, Summoning (Created an army of Laser Lions ), Spaceflight (Created Space ships), and possibly more...
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Large Size (Type 0), Flight, Natural Weaponry (Sharp claws and fangs), Cyborgization (Partial), Energy Projection, Danmaku, Magic Resistance (Shrugged off Steve's Magic attacks)
Attack Potency: Wall Level (They can bite with around 9 tons of force), City Level with Bite (Their Bites can generate Nuclear explosions.) || Unknown (While implied to be Gods in their final lives, nothing more is said on the topic.) || Wall Level, City Level with Bite. Higher with Laser Lions (Killed Steve the Carcharadontosaurus), Low Multiverse Level with Preparation (Destroyed all of the Dinosaurs, took over the entire universe during the Aclawcalypse. Which is stated to have multiple Dimensions and parallel timelines.)
Speed: Superhuman short burst speed (48 km/h), Hypersonic Combat Speed (Can bite over 12,000 mph) || Unknown || Superhuman short burst speed, Hypersonic Combat Speed. Speed Of Light for his Laser Lions.
Lifting Strength: Unknown || Unknown || Possibly Athletic Human (Is shown carrying a large sword and shield)
Striking Strength: Wall Class || Unknown || Wall Class, Higher With Sword and Laser Lions.
Durability: Wall Level || Unknown || Wall Level, Higher with Armor and Shield.
Stamina: Above Average || Unknown || Infinite (Never shown to be tired, spent thousands of years sealed, and was perfectly fine after he escaped.)
Range: Standard Melee Range physically, Far Higher with Weapons, Preparation, and Nuclear explosions. Universal with Time Machine and Portals.
Standard Equipment: Time Machines, Laser Lions, Portals, likely far more with preparation.
Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Cats are smart enough to create Time Machines, Portals, Spaceships, and other advanced machinery. They caused the Revolutionary War for their own benefit. Shown to be superior to Dogs, who in the Amazing Truth Universe are the ones who created most Human technology...) || Supergenius (Tanaku is much smarter than the average Cat, seeing as he was their ruler for many centuries. Tanaku also killed off the Dinosaurs and eventually took over the Universe. Keeping hold of it for many eons until his defeat after the Aclawcalypse.)
Weaknesses: Their Bite explosions often result in their deaths. Tanaku's Time machine can be used against him.
Keys: Basic Cat | 11th/Final life Cat | Tanaku Omawala
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